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Saving Private Ryan

Probably THE BEST war movie ever made. directed by none other than Stephen Spielberg himself and includes actors like Tom Hanks and Vin Diesel. The story revolves around a handful of soldiers who have just landed on Omaha beach and are sent to locate the last surviving member of the Ryan family ( a family of 4 brothers, 3 of them were killed at Omaha and the 4th one is the one they try to rescue). Along the way the team encounters various German patrols and outposts and the movie climaxes with a 1 hour city fight. this is the only movie which truly portrays war the way it really is. horryfing and brutal cinematography will keep you on the edge of your seat. definetely not for the squeamish. also includes a lot emoitional scenes. the movie fills the viewer with pity and remorse for the poor bastards who fought in world war 2. this movie definetely does not promote war and those people who say it does definitely have not seen it.
If you haven't seen "Saving Private Ryan" then get off your ass and rent it.
by Scur May 18, 2006
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Private Bathroom

Your quiet, comfortable bathroom at home or office in which you can poop in peace in a quiet empty place without any people hanging around listening to your loud echoing farts in the toilet and chuckling.
Finally, i'm home. Now I can shit in peace.

My private bathroom is much cleaner than the shitty, piss stained public ones.
by CaptainWhiteyBoy March 23, 2007
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Private Donut

Proper Noun.  

The best character on the popular web series Red versus Blue. This character is found wearing light red (pink) armor, and also sporting the alter-ego "00 Donut" or, "Agent D00nut". He can be seen flying around on a jet pack saving the princess from the evil goblin in this form. He is also known as, but not limited to; Franklin Donut, Private Biscuit, Lieutenant McMuffin, Commander Pop N' Fresh (With Golden, Flakey crust!), Major Cinnamon Buns (Contains buttery goodness.), Corporal Croissandwich, and Admiral Buttercrust. All of the above (except Franklin) names are said by Donut's great freind Caboose. But one question still remains... Is Donut really a she?
The wise words of D00nut, "Thrill or be thrilled!"
by Maledin November 29, 2004
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drill private

in military a private or with a similarly subordinate rank who thinks they are in charge and barks orders usually at those with the same rank. orders in this context are typically given by drill sargeants.

the drill private independently assumes the authority of a drill sargeant and will begin to give orders to other privates which are usually wholly ignored.
by edmund dantes December 21, 2007
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Private Parts

Soldier of the lowest military rank, pvt. Parts.
Can be a dick sometimes; occasionally a pussy.
"Where's Private Parts? "

"I don't know. He's AWOL again"
by Whoopty Doo! March 1, 2020
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Private (From Penguins of Madagascar)

Private was the lead mastermind behind the assassination of John F. Kennedy, but not limited to only him. He also committed systematic mass genocide in Auschwitz and was the lead commander of the 1st SS Panzer Division (Hitler's Personal Guard). He is the #1 wanted on the FBI watch list and has a bounty of around 150 million dollars .He also committed various war crimes in Northern Afghanistan during his 33rd deployment with Delta Force. These war crimes include:

1. Systematic mass genocide
2. Using chemical and biological weapons
3. Murdering more than 50,000 innocent civilians
4. Inhumane experiments on civilians
5. Use of napalm when not needed
6. Using weaponized small pox
7. Handing out "water" to civilians (it was full of Ebola cells)
8. Executing POW's
9. Assassinating military leaders
And 10. Extracting fluids from the human body, thus creating robots
Person 1: Hey, you know Private (From Penguins of Madagascar)?
Person 2: Yeah, the terrorist?
Person 1: Yes.
by Osama F. Hitler November 19, 2020
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star private school

a school that is full of 6th to 8th graders that vape 24/7 and chammak 8 grade boys (abood.dxbbbbb) is one of them and boys leave their pouches in the computer lab to wait for the girls to go to the lab so that the boys can see them
"yo lets go to star private school's washroom and vape"
"yeahhh man"
by himalayan salt May 15, 2022
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