Primate Special

When a primate puts its hand in your ass, while another is sucking your meat, and one other has it’s dick in your mouth, all while you are oiled up in whipped cream and are getting shit thrown at you by another primate.

Oh man… Zack got the worst Primate Special the other day, poor dude…

by DumDaddy May 16, 2025

Primate Special

When you have one primate (monkey) suck your dick, while another one is fisting your ass, then the other one has it's dick in your mouth, and you are oiled up in whipped cream, with another throwing shit at you.

Oh man, Zack got the worst Primate Special...

by DumDaddy May 12, 2025

media-primate

A media-primate is a person, who isn't firm with the media and the internet at all. Media-primates are mostly boomers.

You are a media-primate. / Your mother behaves like a media-primate

by georg.ws February 1, 2023

Primate

noun
A primitive person who remains undeveloped in sociability and culture.

That primate always cries about people different from him.

by D3174 August 10, 2023

primat

matteo (brasil)

Ugh, you're such a primatenmensch.

by riaslover187 February 17, 2021