PolyStation

A piece of shit rip-off of PlayStation with cloned Nintendo games.

I got a PS1 for Christmas. But instead, it's a fucking PolyStation?! God dammit. Those money-whore creators of fake consoles should die!

by RTX_2060_6GB February 8, 2018

playstaiton controller

the reason people want the ps5.

person1 : i forgot to bring my playstaiton controller.
person 2: here *shows him a watermelon with buttons on it*.
person 1: wtf.

by well why urban dictionary January 15, 2021

Playstation 3

A ----ing exspensive but state of the art game console.

Dude #1:Look I got a Playstation 3!
Dude #2:Cool! Can I play?
Dude #1:No this thing costs more than you.
Dude #2:---- off.

by Unfergalicous June 29, 2007

playstation week

the week when your girlfriend/wife is menstruating.

see also on the blob, having the painters in

dude #1 - ah man, no sex this week

dude #2 - how comes?

dude #1 - playstation week

dude #2 - ah (said in a knowing and sympathetic tone of voice)

by Barry January 22, 2005

playstation eyes

An umbrella term for eye conditions resulting from excessive gaming sessions. The main symptom of Playstation Eyes is the sensation that one's eye balls are about to fall out. Early warning signs of Playstation Eyes include a zombified, vacant expression, a rapid reddening of the eyes and above all, a severe dryness, as though Bear Grylls has quaffed on your Vitreous gel.

I'm sorry old chap, but I am going to have to call a halt to the COD session - I can feel the onset of Playstation Eyes.

by F.Sharkey December 21, 2015

Playstation 2

What many people like me spend their days on. They're quite played out now, but 100% of people who have the love them.
PS2 is short for Playstation 2.

Wolfy: "I'm pissed off, so let's all go on the Playstation 2 where I can drive out all this pissedness talking to it."

by Wolfy. W July 5, 2006

Playstation 4

An upcoming gaming console to be released this "Holiday Season" and will cost ONLY 399$ but will require a Playstation Plus membership to play online (50$ a year). Will be able to share games still, because the Xbox one won't. Basically the gaming console that will run Microsoft out of business because of their failed attempt to create a next gen console (Xbox one) at cost a whopping 500$ and is the size of the VCR you have in your attic or close, and won't be able to share games.

Sony: WE WILL LAUNCH PS4! And only for 399$!
Xbox one buyer: does it come with lube and ointment?
Sony: what for?
Xbox one buyer: so I can relieve the pain from Microsoft fucking me in the ass..
Sony: Playstation 4 will have that too!

by redbullmaniac June 21, 2013