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Poutine

A dish originating in canada, which is possibly the only thing they have that will kill you
"I heard Jack was in the hospital"
"yeah, he had poutine for the first time night before last, and had a near fatal heart attack"
by theanongame February 25, 2010
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pointinez

a pointed tip on a mans genital region which usaly gets infected and turns purple
eli has a bad pointinez
by Anonymous March 30, 2003
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Poutine

A food that is good in Quebec some Ontarians says that their poutine is good. Ontarian poutine is shit.
a man died poisoned yesterday
what did he eat
Ontarian poutine
by A Québecois November 18, 2021
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Poutine slam

When you bend a Canadian girl over and are hitting it doggy style while you eat poutine from the small of her back
I was in white horse hungry and horny so I found a beautiful Canadian chicken and poutine slammed her
by Sghaha July 7, 2023
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The Poutine Effect

when an event, invention, place, or person exists in reality that is so excessively stereotypically ‘Murican, but it did not originate in the United States of America. The surprised feeling you experience is The Poutine Effect.
Dave: I cannot believe that fried potatoes, covered in cheese curds and gravy DIDN’T originate in America! I’m actually a little upset!

Tim: Yeah, that’s The Poutine Effect.
by Jonas Saxon Brown May 30, 2019
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Pussy Poutine

When you pipe a bitch down and her snatch starts making cream white gravy and you dip some fries into it as a mid-sex snack.
Isaac: Man this sex has me burnt out
Terrie: Just take some of the leftover McDonalds fries and make a Pussy Poutine
Isaac: Good idea now I can fuck you for another 2 minutes!
by hahasuka December 8, 2020
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Poutine

Pronunciation: Peut-zhyn (never P00-teen -that would be the poor excuse for real Poutine, often served in Ontario)

A meal originating in the Eastern Townships of Quebec in the mid 20th century. Poutine tastes best when made from hand-cut potato fries, fresh Quebec curd cheese, and barbeque gravy.

Poutine can also be served in other ways:
Italienne: with tomato sauce rather than gravy
Galvaude: by adding green peas and chicken to the regular poutine
And many other variations.
I went to the fromagerie (cheese factory) for lunch and had a great poutine. The cheese was so fresh that it squeaked!
by Fizzie April 24, 2006
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