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Portuguese Backhanded Leap Frog

This sex maneuver can is mainly preformed during doggy style or anal sex with the girl on all fours receiving the penis. Whilst giving it to the woman from behind, you are standing in an awkward position with your knees outwards in order to get your genitals to the same height as the woman. The awkward, but yet power thrusting stance, can be related to a frog. Right as you are about to ejaculate, you thrust with your gluteus and your hamstrings and leap over the girl who is being fucked. With a quick spin in the air, you will land feet first with the girl still on all fours at the edge of the bed. You then blow your load into her face and backhand her right where the spunk has been sprayed all over her slutty face.
Brendan Huff: "Dude did you hear about Shanequa the other day?"

Robert Dobak: "No."

Brendan Huff: "her husband gave her the works the other day. He fucked her doggy style then he surprised her when he was did a Portuguese Backhanded Leap Frog and slapped the fuck out of her goo covered face."

Robert Dobak: "Damn. What a Pimp! I wish somebody would give me a A Portuguese Backhanded Leapfrog"

Brendan Huff: "You're such a fag dude. But i want one too... lets do it to each other, real talk, no homo?
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Portagee Wine Stomper 

A gentleman who walks around on grapes in a large barrel, in order to make wine.
Manuel Gomes is a Portagee Wine Stomper. He makes the best wine in Amador County.

Portuguese tickler 

When a girl is doing the speed bump and she tickles your balls from behind
That lass gave me a Portuguese tickler

Portuguese fill

Not putting in enough fuel to save money, which later bites you in the ass because you need to refuel again
My brother’s flight had to go back for more fuel during a second reroute because the airline did a Portuguese fill during the first stop in Columbus
Portuguese fill by Jew by Four August 29, 2021

Portuguese Limousine 

GMC or Ford Crew Cab model trucks with 4 fullsize doors. Seating for 6 with a full front bench. Favoured by the Portuguese community as they can fit 6 landscapers as well as all the gear in the box and on an attached trailer.
Tiago: Hey Nuno, are you riding the bus to work?
Nuno: Nah mang, I'm riding in Portuguese Limousine.

Portuguese Graduation 

An article of affectation used primarily to denote the event in which a Portuguese youth with poor grades achieves a stable, labour-intensive, blue collar job with little to no income mobility or prospects for occupational advancement.

The term "Graduation" is bastardized here, as while the Atlantic Trout-fishing, lemon tart-eating Portuguese are generally a smart and industrious people, they have notoriously very little academic prowess or notable institutional credential.

Therefore, sporting a very low GPA and other under-average psychometric percentiles, a portuguese will be said to "Graduate" directly into the work force. This is the rough equivalent of a non-Portuguese achieving an academic certification as enumerated by a public institution, (i.e. high school or post-secondary), and being equipped to pursue lucrative, white-collar work.

Alt. A 'Portuguese diploma' or a Portuguese 'Bachelor of Honors.'
EXAMPLE 1:

Paula: "Oh vey! My Little Fabio is so grown up! He just dropped out of senior year at Meadowvale High to start brick-laying with local construction worker and drywalling 235!"

Luis: "That's my boy! I'm glad we invited everyone over for his Portuguese Graduation."

EXAMPLE 2:

Carlos: "Oh vey! I was looking at Lorena's student transcript the other day...
She has a GPA of 2.1 and wants to drop out of college to study cosmetics instead of Mechanical Engineering.

Neilla: "Yep, she's on track to becoming the loudest hair-stylist on the East Side after her Portuguese Graduation."

Portuguenis

The penis of a Portuguese man.
A girl gets quite friendly with a Portuguese guy on a night out and heads back to his place with him. The next day, her friends ask her "How was that Portuguenis?"
Portuguenis by aaaaqq January 22, 2009