pootarded

Somebody with shit for brains.

President Bush is pootarded.

by blikenfoutham August 14, 2009

portadown

A town of 30,000 in County Armagh, Northern Ireland. Situated on the river Bann.

The Orange Order was founded in Portadown. Billy Wright, the LVF leader murdered in the Maze jail, was from Portadown.

Mary Peters, the olympic pentathalon gold medalist, is from Portadown.

Portadown wus playin Cliftonville saturday there was a fight as usual.

by Dirge September 19, 2004

poptard

a kinder, gentlier name for retard

my group is full of poptards

by only one miguel July 20, 2006

protarded

Developed more then you should be for your age. Opposite of retarded.

I feel like I should be 16 instead of 14. I'm so protarded

by artnotwarplease March 20, 2009

Protard

A professional retard; the next level of retardation.

Two plus two equals fish? Are you some sort of protard?

by The Ultimate Wordsmith February 8, 2010

Poptardilisious

Everything and anything you want it to be.

You are poptardilisious.

by bkaeinliey March 21, 2010

Portarius

The spirit of an old greek ruin called Portara. Every second full moon of the month it selects its target (which will be eaten). That person will hear a ringing bell, the frequency of which indicates how close the spirit is to them.

person A: I can hear a bell ringing very fast.
person B: Oh no! Portarius is coming to get you

by tsiken April 11, 2022