portabella mushroom

When a guy presses his cock on a mirror and says "I want to be a steak", this is a portabella mushroom

Boink...."ewww....I wanna be a steak"

by slutties_chix_on_met April 24, 2005

pornabulist

one who searches porn while they sleep. and. yes. pron.

oh my god dude you are such a pornabulist! WTF GO BACK TO CANADA.. or france

by i<3CHOAD January 21, 2009

Pornable

when somebody of the opposite sex is extreeeeeeeeeeeemly attractive and you wish to logisticate (please refer logisticate) and fornicate

that stripper sitting on that guys face is pornable

by Beef Cake May 13, 2005

Pornbears

When the wintry weather comes, instead of going into a cave and hibernating for months, a Cornbears will grow a thick porno stache and mate for the entire season to keep warm.

Wow! look at those pornbears going to town on poor little brandon!

by shojsauce December 15, 2010

Pornably

The probability that you will be watching porn.

Ted: yo james what are you doing later?

James: well dude theres a good chance of pornably later and then maybe washing my crabs away.

Ted: sounds sweet hit me up and we can watch together

by rosie river December 6, 2010

pornable

For one to be horny.

I haven't gotten laid in so long, i'm very pornable.

by no... August 17, 2005

pornament

1. pornographic ornament, as previously stated.

2. A tournament that consists of pornographic events. Not as seasonal as the previous definition.

Guy #1: "He man! You tryin' to watch the big game tonight??"

Guy #2: "Nah... I'm watching the Pornament!!!"

Guy#1: "Ah-hall right!"

by berthabear27 December 26, 2009