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Logisticate

to provide the vision and overall direction for a task that will be completed by other people.
The Laundry will be picked up, sorted, pretreated, washed, dried, folded, pressed, hung and then delivered same day as per your wishes, but I'll be sure to check in with the team ahead of time to logisticate.
Logisticate by David Noblez January 13, 2009

lophisticated 

To be unsophisticated,unrefined,uncultured or simple. To have no class.
Breaking up with your girl by text message or e-mail is pretty lophisticated.
lophisticated by wolfbait51 May 21, 2011

logisticize 

To work out details or a schedule; to make a plan in detail; to finalize the logistics of an appointment, a meeting or an engagement.
There will be a big crowd at the concert, so we'd better logisticize." "Let's logisticize now, so there's no confusion later."
logisticize by Mike the Knife December 2, 2010

Logistical Regression 

/ləˈjistikəl/ /rəˈɡreSH(ə)n/
A malapropism often said in error by someone unfamiliar with statistics. The speaker likely means "logistic regression"(logit regression, or logit model)
"Logistical regression" is said by one trying to sound like a smart data scientist. Hearing this may trigger contempt for the speaker.
Carter's boss, Chris, told him in Error to make a report using "logistical regression" modeling.

Logistication

The art or practice of processing logistics in order to achieve a task or attain a target
I logisticated a root on the weekend
Logistication by Beef Cake May 13, 2005

Logisticstable

It is a table that obviously everyone that has a IQ knows how to use.
Hey I might not be the smartest but atleast I know how to use a logisticstable.
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