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US Secretary of Defense Parnas

The newest appointee in the administration of the 45th POTUS.
The newest US Secretary of Defense Parnas was tapped by Putin’s Bitch this morning when he told his good buddy Lev that he was sorry he acted like he didn’t know him and that Parnas was “up next” for this plum job where he can work directly with Vlady and all the other good buddies in Moscow and Ukraine.
by Dr Bunnygirl November 5, 2019
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Pornasticate

To put off all other activities for the sake of watching pornography.
Person A: Hey, I haven't finished these TPS reports because I can't quit watching porn.

Person B: You know you shouldn't pornasticate.
by Jordan A. Ray August 9, 2008
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pornanoia

Noun: a tendency on the part of an individual or group toward excessive or irrational fear that one has left pornography open on their computer's desktop; that one has left their pornographic magazines out in plain view; that one has left a pornographic DVD in the family room DVD player.
Matt would have had his computer repaired at Best Buy, but pornanoia kept from handing it over lest they stumble across his collection of lesbian videos.
by Tokens Only October 27, 2007
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Poonable

Some one who you find attractive/want to fuck (poontang).
"Check out that bird, she looks poonable! If you know what i mean." bruce exclaimed. "I have no idea what you mean, bruce" said Kensington MacBallsack.
by Mutilatedzombiecarcass July 25, 2009
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Polnareff

A dummy thicc French men who has a stand and then later, his stand gave up his white privileges and acquired the n word pass in Part 5 Jojos
Damn, he looks so Polnareff!”
by starplatinumsthiccjuicyass August 2, 2021
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Pornacle

A porn-spam "follower" on Twitter; like barnacles on a boat, they have to be scraped off periodically.
"Susan Blowjobsky is now following you on Twitter!" "Click here to view her profile." ::sigh:: another pornacle. I'll have to clean those off eventually.
by Sidiferu October 14, 2010
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Parnaz

Parnaz is a common persian word meaning beauty of an angel.

Usually reffered to girls who are sweet, funny, and beautiful.
"Dude, check out Parnaz"
"Man, she looks hott"
"Back off, shes mine"
by ElOhEl2 May 24, 2009
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