porksack

An affliction that is the scourge of people named Patrick on the internet. The lack of further description only makes it more disturbing.

“I wish I could handle my porksack with both hands”- Patrick

by Chet_Manly007 November 28, 2022

Porkasaurous

Slang term for a massive erection of utter destruction.

1. "Hey baby, wanna ride the porkasaurous?"
2. "Suck my porkasaurous!"
3. "For Christmas, Adam gave Eve a free ride on his porkasaurous."

by Brent Siemer June 11, 2007

Porkability Quotient

A score out of 100 which rates how porkable a hot babe is.

Ms NinjaFan has a PQ of about 85.

by Ms NinjaFan November 5, 2003

Porkdagger

Slang terminology for a Small, tiny, unnoticeable, and or hilariously petite dong.

Eugene and Matthew play mideaval battles and duel horizontally with their porkdaggers.

by bigdonghealy June 2, 2011

porka

A very large in radius person.

"Oh.. watch out theres a PORKA coming through."

by shoVel July 26, 2003

Porkas

A more appropriate name for the delayed, bloated pig of an IDE otherwise known as Microsoft Visual Studio 2008 (formerly known as codename Orcas).

I'm going to need how much RAM on my machine to run Porkas?!!!

by Mojo.NET August 19, 2007

porkgasm

Sensation gained from a delicious piece of pork. If you eat an especially tasty piece of bacon, it is likely you will reach porkgasm.

O shit, I think I'm having a porkgasm.

by Botany April 19, 2009