porkka

pig/orka hybrid native to the docile florida climate,abile to be mobile on land and water.this beast's natural habitat is florida's aloa foliage,evidence supports that they may have migrated from brazil to the golf of mexico thousands of years ago.capable of holding his breathe up to 2 weeks for its seasonal hibernation from the hurricanes in the fall.it feeds on sugar cane, opium, and tabacco .residents reported cigarettes going missing from there coastal patios in south florida.although only one has been spotted evidence supports there are probly still living reclusively in the wild.the only one spotted to date was seem on april 12 1911 in what would be modern day Boca Raton.

"the porkka bask's in his natural habitat of the aloa foliage"
"the mighty majestic porkka frolics in the sea weed patch of the north atlantic ridge"

by H.Barker April 9, 2007

Porkward

For when you've just porked a girl (had sex) usually a one night stand, and it's really awkward in the morning, or when you see her in the next couple of days

Dude it was so porkward this morning when I woke up at hers

by butterfly poon October 4, 2012

porkfatrules!

a combination of the words "pork", "fat", and "rules" spoken in a rapid manner all at once to express your love for bacon. because everything is better when bacon is involved.

waiter: "Would you care for bacon on that cheese burger today?"
guest: "But of course, PORKFATRULES!"

by a comedic broad October 20, 2009

Porkathon

A marathon sex session

James: 'Hi Oscar, what did you get up to at the weekend?'

Oscar: 'I went to New York to shag this girl I know'

James: 'I bet that was a real Porkathon'

by Wigmire January 27, 2011

porkaround

In software programming, a workaround which is an extremely "dirty" solution to a bug, like a pork did it. Usually done as a "temporary" solution while a better one is found, but everyone knows that it will stay there for eternity. The programmer who did it is usually ashamed of what he was forced to do, but in a way he's also proud.

Programmer: Hey, I got a solution for that problem! It's a bit of a porkaround, but I couldn't think of anything more elegant.

Project Manager: OK, it will have to do for now.

by work was invented by a jerk July 1, 2020

porkasaurus

The act of stuffing pork of any kind into a person's orifice or multiple orifices. This resembles building a dinosaur from fossils but with pork, hence the name.

Man, I thought she couldn't be more of a pig, but then I gave her the porkasaurus.

by AN0SEater December 22, 2020

Porkadyke

A fat lesbian.

Rosie Odonnell is a huge ass porkadyke. That fat chick is a fucking porkadyke.

by CiliX October 28, 2011