Pig porker

A pig porker is one who has sex with unattractive partners.

Juan was so horny he decided to become a pig porker for the night!

by I, Wreckerrr October 15, 2016

Pittsburgh Porker

An extremely difficult sexual maneuver involving two men and one woman (preferably easy to lift). To execute this daring move the men must position themselves on either side of the girl sitting "doggy style" and enter their peni into the mouth and the vaginal orifices. After this has been accomplished both of the men stand up, lift the girl up whilst their cocks are still in their respective places and rotate the girl like a pig roasting over a fire.

John: "Zach and Jay Pittsburgh porker 'ed some hoe last night."
Bill: "No way, that's intense."
John: "Yeah man."

by Colby maddog Smith April 4, 2008

Pittsburgh Porker

An extremely difficult sexual maneuver involving two men and one woman (preferably easy to lift). To execute this daring move the men must position themselves on either side of the girl sitting "doggy style" and enter their peni into the mouth and the vaginal orifices. After this has been accomplished both of the men stand up, lift the girl up whilst their cocks are still in their respective places and rotate the girl like a pig roasting over a fire.

John: "Zach and Jay Pittsburgh porker 'ed some hoe last night."
Bill: "No way, that's intense."
John: "Yeah man."

by Colby maddog Smith April 4, 2008

Full Porker

The act of watching your wife fuck in a barn with several sweaty rednecks with their dicks doused in liquid pig fat

Alex watched the local farmers give his wife Oana a full porker yesterday
- Did you know that Lucia was given a full porker last night?

by BogusAnalus January 20, 2022

Pesky Porker

A police officer

Look at those pesky porkers waddle into Dunkin' Donuts!

by Victra March 6, 2009

Tangy Porker

When you take your finger and rub it thoroughly into every crack,crevice and orifice on your body making sure that you`ve collected as much sweat and smell from the depths of the afore mentioned areas, afterwhich you take said finger and with one swift,firm motion wipe along the top lip(just under the nostrils) of the tool in question, leaving a very distinct and informative aroma multiplied in informativness if the said tool is sporting a moustache.

After deciding that Gregory had been a total twat the day before, Nigel,remembering that he hadn`t had a shower for about 2 days decided that a tangy porker was in order, especially as Gregory had elevated his toolness by sporting a moustache.

by JoBoomBoom May 22, 2009

Co-porker

A co-porker is a female who enjoys sleeping with married men at work. They can hardly be called a co-worker as that would imply that work is being accomplished. Rather, they spend their time porking. Co-porkers are usually trashy and have herpes.

"My husband treats his office like most men treat a pick-up bar. He always seems to find the office co-porker within two weeks of beginning a new job."

"Colleen is the office co-porker, go ahead and take a shot at her, the rest of us already have."

by Meg Kelso October 5, 2006