poptart

a teenage girl pop rock singer

Britney Spears is a poptart.

poptart by Kirby December 31, 2003

Poptart

A reference to players in certain video games (Mechwarrior, Halo, etc...) who jump up from behind obstacles that conceal them to shoot the opposing team or player. A very n00by person poptarts alot, almost as their sole form of combat.

*Blaza jumps from behind a hill and kills vipetheviper with one shot*

Mechwarrior Vipetheviper: "C'mon Blaza, don't be such a poptart! You have more dignity than that."
Mechwarrior Blaza: "Oh yea? What'll you do about it."

*Blaza jumps from behind a hill and kills vipetheviper with one shot AGAIN*

Poptart by TShead April 29, 2008

Poptart

1) An insult often used by Cami. There is no definite definition, the only clearly stated definition is in the Napkin to English Dictionary.

2) The best breakfast food ever. They're cooler than you.

1) Cami: You're such a poptart.
Person #1: ...What?
Person #2: Look it up in the Napkin to English Dictionary.
Person #1: Right-o!
Cami: WHOO! I HAS PUDDING!

2) I ate some poptarts, therefore my stomach is cooler than you.

Poptart by Cami (Is cooler than you) March 18, 2007

Poptart

1. Any girl, usually a teenager, obsessed with being hip, artsy, or excentric, enjoys indie pop music and drinks redbull as a main part of her diet ; A girl who goes out of her way to be a "hipster".

"hey look at that poptart over there, shes such a hipster."
"she wont listen to that music shes a total poptart"

Poptart by Auoranaut October 4, 2011

poptart

Poptart means orgasm

I had a poptart

POPTART!!!!

poptart by The Creator.... January 6, 2004

Poptart

1) One who lacks intelligence and serves humanity mainly as a skin filler.

2) No real nutritional/intellectual value

"He's cute, but when he started talking, it was clear he was a total poptart."

"The corporate poptarts have no idea what is going on, but they show up to make the meeting look important."

Poptart by Woobie2 May 19, 2009

poptart

boner
codename for when a man gets a boner. said when a person wants say something about boners to a person or group of people but dont want another person or group to know what he/she is talking about.

man- "i hope i dont get a poptart at work"
woman (confused)- "they are giving away free poptarts at work?"

poptart by canadianrocker January 13, 2009