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Definitions by Woobie2

1) One who lacks intelligence and serves humanity mainly as a skin filler.

2) No real nutritional/intellectual value
"He's cute, but when he started talking, it was clear he was a total poptart."

"The corporate poptarts have no idea what is going on, but they show up to make the meeting look important."
Poptart by Woobie2 May 19, 2009