Poostacio

The act of smearing one's fecal matter on the upper lip; Also see dirty sanchez.

I'm not sure if Peter will appreciate his poostacio tomorrow morning.

by Pistacio Pete August 14, 2008

Pusstache

A pussy mustache

I like your pusstache.

by Janos C February 27, 2011

Peistache

1. A word that describes a false statement or claim
2. Can also refer to an amazing mustache

1. He claimed he got to third base with her, but i smelled his fingers, peistache!

2. What a sweet peistache. I wish i could grow an upper lip garden like that

by Scroto Baggins February 4, 2010

pornstache

The pornstache crosses many cultures. The Pornstache is a warm welcoming and inviting look for non sexual settings, but sometimes sexual ones too.

Dave: Shit did you see Ricardo's Pornstache?!?! What a PERVERT!
Margie: Ricardo is the homie he wouldn't harm a soul! Only massage deeply with oil!

by pussidon232 October 7, 2019

pornostache

Bad facial hair reminicient of a 1970's porno guys moustache

Freddie Mercury had a pornostache

by almo and sass July 14, 2003

pedostache

A pedophiles mustache. And the mustache for the guys in surgeon simulator. The best way to find those criminals who rape, and do stuff like that.

Pedo: Dude i just went to-
Guy: Don't even talk
Pedo: what do yo-
Guy:douche i know you're a pedofile with that pedostache of yours
Pedo: Shit
*rapes

by corvokenway December 13, 2015

pootache

to insert ones finger in ones own anal orifice, and wipe said finger under opposing friends nose, resulting in opposing friend only being able to smell shit all day long

how about u smell my ass?

by leewee January 24, 2005