pontificate

to think at length on a subject and/or topic that requires mulling over

I'll have to pontificate on that.

by Christina T April 5, 2008

pontifecating

When the Pope is taking a dump

Why has his excellency been in the bathroom so long? He must be pontifecating. He had his bible wheeled in there.

by mr magical jonson December 3, 2013

Ponzification

Diversifying your ponzi investments to try spread your risk across more projects before they collapse

Micheal's worried his current ponzi scheme is collapsing imminently due to payment issues,so he's applying ponzification to split his risk to other scams

by ScrewPonzis February 3, 2021

pertifically

Pertifically means entirely perfect not a thing is wrong

I am pertifically okay

by Mommy your June 12, 2022

pwntificate

Noun. A certificate of pwn, currently possessed officially by anyuzer, for pwning Onyxraven and Blackguard and their definitions.

On your resume when you're applying for a job at the local gas station because that is all your miserable future holds for you: "I've got a pwntificate, and am thus the best man for the job"

by anyuzer January 24, 2004

Pontificant

God-like. Used to describe something so awesome its close to being deified.

"Yo, that bitch's ass was pontificant! Made me wanna get up on Sunday and go to church!"

by surrealhero79 November 23, 2015

pwntificator

One who pwntificates. See pwntificate.

Adraedan is teh pwntificator -- he pwns everyone else's opinions.

by Ryan Shwayder January 21, 2004