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pentifocal 

a really shit section in egoless
I FUCKING HATE PENTIFOCAL IT SUCKS!!!!
pentifocal by gengar73 October 22, 2022

pentiofotal 

Similar to dispensable, but colloquial.
The opposite is "pentiofatal".
Using a condom is totally pentiofotal.

pentiofotal 

She is one pentiofotal bitch.
pentiofotal by Rudiiii March 3, 2009

pertifically 

Pertifically means entirely perfect not a thing is wrong
I am pertifically okay
pertifically by Mommy your June 12, 2022

Pontifical High Mass 

A solemn Mass celebrated by a Bishop or Cardinal. This Mass could be celebrated at the Throne or Faldstool. The Bishop are assisted by four minor ministers of the Crozier, book, Mitre and candle (three at the Faldstool).
Cardinal Raymond Burke celebrated a Pontifical High Mass at the local FSSP.
Pontifical High Mass by Skyrim550 February 10, 2022

Pentical 

A Pentical is another word for taint, as apposed to the Pinnacle or the highest, the Pentical is the nether regions. Not only the nether regions, but that sticky sweaty place that smells like balls and shit.
Coach blank, as good as he is, is returning us to the pentical of college football.
Pentical by moon_cricket January 24, 2008
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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