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pointy-head 

1. A person who, whilst most likely possessing above-normal intelligence, nevertheless annoys the living crap out of their friends and acquaintances due to a tendency to expound ad infinitum upon uninteresting topics, using lots of long words.
1. "Oi, that person wot wrote the definition for 'pointy-head' in urbandictionary.com, she's a bit of a bloody pointy-head, isn't she?"
pointy-head by Em Johnson August 23, 2005

pointy-haired

1. (adj.) An esp. stupid person who may or may not be your boss. Often associated with managers and stupid bosses, the phrase was coined in the daily comic strip "Dilbert" by Scott Adams, in which Dilbert's boss (Pointy-Haired Boss happened to be his name) had a pointy, devil-horn-like haircut and was especially stupid and over-promoted.
1. Our new mission statement is "We envision to authoritatively foster quality intellectual capital while maintaining the highest standards." Whoever made that up must have been pointy-haired.
pointy-haired by dvdwinter9 January 7, 2007

Pointy rocket penis 

A penis that is pointy like a shiv, shaped like a rocket and delivered with military precision in a prison style blitz attack on your private parts. A moderately disturbing succession of short shallow jabs to your lady bits.
He stuck me with his pointy rocket penis as if perpetrating a gang style prison hit with a hand carved tool designed for minimal penetration and pleasure.

Pointy Stewart 

To twist the fabric of a shirt directly over a persons nipple without actually twisting their nipple.
Grasp the fabric located superior to a persons nipple and with a pulling motion twist the fabric causing the fabric to point outward. Thus, a Pointy Stewart has been created.
Pointy Stewart by Moustacheplaque January 11, 2012

pointy-assed 

When you're so uptight your asshole is inverted and points at others with judgement and prejudice.
Don't let that pointy-assed broad tell you anything, just be yourself.
pointy-assed by PartyDown904 December 27, 2016

Pointy Pecker 

When a guy has a dick under 3 inches. It typically ends at a point and is so sharp it can stab you. be careful on your journey into adulthood by looking out for them!
Bro, that guy just sent me a pic of his Pointy Pecker... GROSS!
Pointy Pecker by UrB4n_L3G3ND January 8, 2020