ploids

on the back of lay's potato chips bags there were "ploids" that you could cut out, and you could mail in ploids to get prizes, only if you saved like 100000000000+ though

"i begged my moms to get a costco pack of dorito fun sized bags cuz im saving up ploids to get a walkman"

travis: "woah where'd ya get the bike?"
trey "i sent in my ploids"

by machawesometron5000 December 15, 2010

plood

The slang term for 'period blood'

Amanda, do you have an extra pad? My plood flowage is max today!

by gangst from up north August 8, 2009

PC Plod

Originates from the children's TV show 'Noddy' in which there was a character called PC Plod, who was a policeman.

"Stub out the J mate, PC Plod's round the corner."

by Billy-Bob McSanchez April 8, 2005

plead the 5th

A refusal to answer a question because the response could hold self incriminating evidence.

Cop: We know you have drugs in this house. Where are they?!

You: Ask me anymore questions and I plead the 5th!

by RiaLee March 19, 2008

Plode

The act of existing, To not be imploding or exploding. When an object exists without being destroyed.

Not exploding or imploding.

"Oh dude did you see Kevin plode today?"
"yeah he was just kickin it..."

by TheMadSilentist October 12, 2009

plodging

Slang word from North-Eastern England which refers to the act of walking through a shallow body of water.

The bairns went plodging in the river.

Non-Geordie Countdown contestant: Seven
Geordie Countdown contestant: Eight!
Richard: Let's here the seven
Non-Geordie Countdown contestant: Lodging
Richard: And the eight?
Geordie Countdown contestant: Plodging.
Richard + Carol + Everyone else: WTF?

by ShaneJosephDonnelly February 25, 2015

Special Pleading

Name of the mental mechanism that allows people to make exceptions to an otherwise self-accepted statement without being hounded by guilt.

Special Pleading in action:
Jack and Kyle are in line at a pizzeria. Jack notices that Kyle ordered 4 slices of pizza and a liter of Coke. Jack thinks that Kyle is a fatass for doing so.

The next day, Jack orders 4 slices of pizza and a liter of Sprite and downs it all for lunch. But, as he's putting the pizza to bed, all he thinks about is how especially hungry he is after skipping breakfast that morning.

by all the good ones were taken. July 14, 2009