Peence

A penis that is long (apprx. 6-12 inches flaccid) and is incredibly skinny. Basically the opposite of a chode.

Everyone laughed at Mason's peence because it was funny looking. He then cut it off that night because he realized that it is better to have no penis than a peence at all.

by KelCon Mason March 14, 2011

pencefly

The fly that landed on Mike Pence's head during the Vice Presidential debate

All common flies now revere the pencefly, who by landing upon the head of Mike Pence, elevated its species and secured a place for itself in the annals of American political history.

by Cloud McCloud October 8, 2020

Pencemind

A mental state like that of a rock, dense with nothing going on.

To attain Pencemind, one must be able to silence all intellectual processes and become one with the Trump Doctrine.

by Dr Bunnygirl May 25, 2020

Mike Pence

A closeted homosexual that can’t except the fact that he is gay. So instead of never coming out, he just electrocutes others into being “straight”. He’s also Vice President next to Jackass president Donald Trump. (Donald used to be a Democrat.)

I used to be gay, but ever since I’ve been Mike Penced’. I am now happily married to my wife, Cheryl. Who I will cheat on 2 years later with a hunky, foreign male model. Because gay conversion therapy has never worked.

by CurrentlyDepressedTrainwreck July 2, 2019

Mike Pence

A form of sodomy. But instead of finishing in your gay partner's butthole you pull out and wedge your Pence between their buttcheeks and bun fuck them until you come on their back. Also called a chill cheese dog between two buns.

I can't believe he Mike Penced me. Now I have Mike on my back that I can't reach. I need to take a shower.

by Red E. Todye October 12, 2018

Pencey Prep

1. Name of a (fictional) school that the character Holden Caulfield is kicked out of in the classic novel "The Catcher in the Rye" by J.D. Salinger.
2. Name of a band formerly fronted by Frank Iero, who is one of the guitarists for internationally popular alternative rock band My Chemical Romance, the front man for hardcore outfit Leathermouth, and owner/founder of Skeleton Crew Records and Clothing Label. The book came first, so it's assumed that Frank and his band mates are fans of "The Catcher in the Rye".

One of Pencey Prep's most popular songs goes by the title "The Secret Golfish"...yeah, I don't get it either.

Person 1: So there's this band Pencey Prep who are really awesome and I think their name is just so creative!
Person 2: Uh, yeah, they're pretty good. But Pencey Prep was taken from this old book...
Person 1: *kills Person 2 with blunt object*

by SadieZoe July 28, 2008

pencefish

A subterranean species of blind fish which shares a common trait with Indiana Governor Mike Pence; both have a facial orifice used to expel feces. Also known as the Hoosier cavefish or Amblyopsis Hoosieri.

That pencefish is spewing a lot of shit from it's face!

by czxxx May 22, 2015