Piss on a stick

Used mostly when you are annoyed at something you are told to do, mostly at what a teacher says.

Teacher: ok everyone, get into test conditions
Student: ah piss on a stick!

by Rivian-Wolf November 5, 2016

skin piston

A person that has sex in return for a Happy Meal.

She proposed the skin piston with a burger, fry, and a small drink.

by Ronbo1977 October 12, 2011

Pissbone

An erection fueled not by arousal but rather the insatiable urge to urinate.

A young male who, on the surface appears to have it all together, but behind the scenes is a total trainwreck of a human being with no regard for civilized society or social norms.

Dude I woke up with a raging pissbone this morning, but then I took a leak and it was all gone.

That party was fun until those Pissbones left hot pocket crumbs all over the couch and started a "chug" chant.

by poortubgirl October 13, 2011

pissing contest

A pissing contest is any argument that just goes back and forth between two individuals but never gets resolved.

Joe: "I can piss farther than you can."
Bob: "No you can't!"
Joe: "Yes I can!"
Bob: "No you can't!"
Joe: "Yes I can!"
Bob: "No you can't!"
Joe: "Yes I can!"
Bob: "Prove it!"
Joe: "OK, you go first!"
Bob: "No, you go first!"
Joe: "No, you go first!"
Bob: "No, you go first!"
Joe: "No, you go first!"
... and so on.

Pete: "Man! That's one helluva pissing contest you two guys are having."

by Old Polecat January 15, 2009

pissinary tract

Means the same thing as "urinary tract".

{singing}
Taking about the pissinary tract
Is something we all should do with tact!

by Telephony December 26, 2011

pissologist

Pissologist {\pis AWL' ə jĭst\ (n.)} Somewhat vulgar slang term for "urologist", a medical specialty doctor who diagnoses & treats problems with the human urinary & reproductive systems; including cancer of the penus.

Gosh darn diddly-arn-it!!! I have to go to the stupid pissologist today so that he can examine those growths on my nutsack!!!

by Telephony June 25, 2012

Piss on the dump

The act of urinating on a pile of fresh excrement. This is usually done by humans after they take a tremendous dump.

After a taking a tremendous dump, it's always important that you piss on the dump

by EIDT August 17, 2014