Take a
woman out into the woods and tie her to a tree stump upside down. Then proceed to pour maple syrup over her naked body while you drive your penis into her resembling a "piledriver". While riding a moose, and occasionally using a milkmachine to lactate her
breasts. And feed the milk to the moose.
Best if done while wearing nothing but a
ski-mask and a bow tie. This
act is exctremely illegal except if done on the 4th of July while holding a sparkler in your left armpit while you sing the "National Anthem" backwards.
Sam: This 4th of July is gonna be
crazy Pam gave me permission to try a Alaskan
Pancake Piledriver Upsidedown Milkmachine.
Joe:
Nice I am definately jealous. If its not too much to ask bring me back some milk.