Pooty Goochy

Occurs when a female wipes her ass from the back to the front and gets fecal matter on said gooch and vagina areas.

Did you hear about Linda? She’s doesn’t know how to wipe her ass correctly now she’s stuck with a pooty goochy.

by MasonMc January 15, 2019

Shooty Pooty

A g-rated alternative for shitty pity or tough tits when in polite company or around children. A snappy substitute for the phrases 'too bad for you' and 'what a pity that x happened'. Can also be used as an insult when employed as sarcasm or feigning concern for another's well-being.

The term originated in 2007 during a game of pool in someone's basement where young adults were swearing excessively at each other's shitty shots (ie 'you stupid fucktard, how the hell did you miss that?' and 'haha douchebag! that shot sucked ass!'). One of their mothers happened to walk in and declared 'Shooty Pooty' in response to yet another bad shot.

You missed again...shooty pooty!

Shooty Pooty, you lost.

(Insulting) Aw, poor wittle baby stubbed his toe, shooty pooty.

by Phoenix_Fire January 24, 2011

pooty

pussssy

by Anonymous March 28, 2003

pooty

The thing between a womans legs that controls our lives. Often called hey-na-nee-na-nee.

I slammed my junk into her pooty and launched some dna.

by Yammer May 8, 2003

phooey

1. Something said to reject another persons opinion.
2. Saying that you don't care what another person thinks

"Dude, I think it would be a good idea to call an exterminator instead of trying to catch the mouse yourself" "ooooh phooey! i can do this on my own. Just watch!"

by chickydoodle15 November 14, 2011

Plooty

Polluted and Slutty.

Girl: Oh my. She is definately plooty.
Boy: Yuck. I'd never do her.

by vgoa April 8, 2011

pooty tang

pooty being vagina tang being the white discharge from it hence pooty tang

by Beaner October 22, 2003