La Petite Morte

Euphemism for sexual orgasm.

(French: literal translation - little death.)

La petite morte.....

by Katka February 7, 2007

petty

someone who does something in an attempt to hurt another person but really just makes themself look like a fucking idiot

McKinley keeps subtweeting me, she's so damn petty

by Pettygal1234 July 22, 2017

tom petty and the heartbreakers

A great band, great songs

tom petty and the heartbreakers are the greatest band.

by king sam the great October 19, 2005

Petty

Someone who uses urban dictionary to insult people they hate

Dan
Definition:
A fucking bitch
Person seeing it: this dudes petty af

by Uhhpffb May 6, 2020

petite venison

Petite venison is hamster meat, sometimes also listed on menus as "soylent tan". It is most often prepared as breaded nuggets which are then baked or deep fried.

Fascinated, I watched her consume the whole platter of petite venison carpaccio without the benefit of utensils.

by John Stewart (not THE John Stewart) August 20, 2006

grand petty theft

the act of stealing a large amount of inexpensive things

Johnny stole 5,000 Baby Ruth bars last night--that's a grand petty theft if I've ever seen one!

by papa lech March 2, 2010

Petty Crocker

Cooking up petty revenge like a Betty Crocker cake; excelling at all things petty

“She ate all my Oreos so I replaced the filling with toothpaste.”
Damn girl! That was very Petty Crocker of you!

I’m such a Petty Crocker! My roommate woke me up early, so I blasted “I’m a Barbie Girl” on a loop for 3 hours.

by Jade silver November 23, 2018