Permalinking

Engaging in permanent sexual intercourse and being unable to escape said activity.

Dude, me and this hot babe are permalinking this weekend so i can't come over.

by Pro_Permalinker April 22, 2013

Permalance

A freelance position that turns into a full time job without benefits.

I was hired for a freelance position at Condé Nast, then instead of hiring me fulltime, they kept me on permalance.

by Clandestine Cover June 27, 2007

Permadrunk

Drinking so much that you are drunk for more than a day.

1. We were permadrunk from our trip at the lake
2. John was perma drunk and climbed the tree.

by mike March 27, 2003

Permajunked

Permanently junked, messed up, trainwrecked, foilfaced, put in time out because you've done or said something completely unacceptable and is not ALL RIGHT!

Barry Foilman and Meffy are permajunked and should be put in time out.
Barry knew Meffy was permajunked when she set off the smoke detectors two houses down the street.

by SmurfetteDevine March 28, 2011

permatan

A permanent tan that is tattoed on

"freddy, hit me with some of that tan spray"

"georgy, just get a permatan dude"

by Dunnyshe August 10, 2017

Permadrunk

Adj.

Permadrunk occurs when one has consumed a large amount of alcohol, wake up drunk the next morning, and start their day without sleeping off the drunkenness. This person will now be permadrunk and feel slightly intoxicated throughout the entirety of the day.

Dude, you better go back to sleep otherwise you're gonna be permadrunk all day.

by RICKAH August 1, 2012

Permadork

A girl that never seems to grow up. Talks like a baby. Usually a homosexual (if ANYTHING). Watches PBS Kids and qubo. Obsesses over Webkinz and has the lip balm, body spray, mousepad, and all the animals, plus the mini ones. Her favorite store in the mall is Hallmark because of the pointless Webkinz. Has an cheap High School Musical mp3 player, but the only songs on it are Wheels on the Bus, Christmas songs, and some Disney crap. Loves Hannah Montana, but has no clue who Miley Cyrus is. Thinks you're "super-silly yuck yuck" if you ever thought a guy was hot. When you go to the bathroom, she sticks her arm through the door until you shut it on her. Anorexic.
Collects Land Before Time things. Doesn't know what anything that your average person over 6 would know and is EXTREMELY flat.

Kaitlyn: Kayla! Look at Crystal and her new Webkinz purse. What a permadork!

by BananaMilkshake December 15, 2008