A penaldog refers to the average retarded Ronaldo fanboy (also known as penaldo) who doesn't know anything about football except "Ronaldo goat, Pessi bottler". These people are often under 13 years of age and are already a menace to society, they make up about 70% of the Ronaldo fanbase sadly.
1. As a penaldog I have to say Pessi only scores against Eibar so that I can get attention.
2. I feel like a penaldog after going five months without watching football and only watching the scores😅
3. I had 40 in an iq test but I'm glad because at least I am more intelligent than penaldogs.
2. I feel like a penaldog after going five months without watching football and only watching the scores😅
3. I had 40 in an iq test but I'm glad because at least I am more intelligent than penaldogs.
by High IQ football fan June 3, 2021
Get the Penaldog mug.a penaldog, or penaldogs, are the retarded 5yr old fans of the tapin and penalty merchant penaldo who cant comprehend that the real goat is lionel messi. these fans usually get bantered by smart football fans who knows that football isnt only about goals. these penaldogs say that goals are everything because they know if they bring assists, dribbles and playmakings into the talk, messi will mop the floor with penaldo's career.
penaldog: goals are everything, they win you games
smart football fan: u cant make a goal without an assist kid, unless u can solo dribble like the great messi, unlike penaldo who can only score from tapins and pens.
smart football fan: u cant make a goal without an assist kid, unless u can solo dribble like the great messi, unlike penaldo who can only score from tapins and pens.
by Smart Football Fan June 23, 2022
Get the penaldog mug.A penalty merchant from Portugal who stat pads with penalties and scores vs almighty Lithuania and Luxembourg
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Get the Penaldo mug.There once lived an explorer, penalties he loved to find, if you didn’t give him his penalties he would conquer and steal it. He was known to be a poor Explorer because of his lack of Skill on the pitch. Christopher Penaldus the 3rd was famous for winning the euros without doing anything And only scoring hatricks against small teams like Norwich, and Al wehda. But the most famous thing he was famous for was Conquering Small countries like Iceland, Luxembourg, and Liechtenstein and only coming out in friendliest. Be careful as Christopher Penaldus the 3rd may conquer your penalties and score hatricks against small teams and small countries.
Christopher penaldus the 3rd: a poor explorer who only performs well if he gets penalties or plays against small countries.
by its ya boy karim July 12, 2023
Get the Christopher Penaldus the 3rd mug.Simply put the best account on football twitter. Most honest account I've ever meet and exposes how Lord Penaldo is actually a finished statpadder who only shows up vs teams like Crotone,Spezia,Luxembourg,Andorra,Lithuania,etc. The most honest Penaldo fan I have ever met and also he owns Penaldogs.
"Wow did you see Honest Penaldo own that Penaldian" -Twitter User #1
"Yeah he's so honest about his idol Penaldo"- Twitter User #2
"Yeah he's so honest about his idol Penaldo"- Twitter User #2
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