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Definitions by som1udontno

Andorra Man 

A Portuguese penalty merchant who made a international career out of stat padding vs Andorra. He only shows up against the Andorra farmers and stat pads goals against them. His famous words are "Give me freedom,give me fire, give me Andorra or I retire". Without Andorra this Portuguese penalty merchant wouldn't have a career.
"Wow did you see Andorra Man yesterday?"
"Yeah he scored pens and tapins. What a statpadder."
Andorra Man by som1udontno May 1, 2021

Honest Penaldo 

Simply put the best account on football twitter. Most honest account I've ever meet and exposes how Lord Penaldo is actually a finished statpadder who only shows up vs teams like Crotone,Spezia,Luxembourg,Andorra,Lithuania,etc. The most honest Penaldo fan I have ever met and also he owns Penaldogs.
"Wow did you see Honest Penaldo own that Penaldian" -Twitter User #1

"Yeah he's so honest about his idol Penaldo"- Twitter User #2
Honest Penaldo by som1udontno April 2, 2021