Penis envy

When your best guy friend gets jealous of the guy that is actually boning you.He will try to tell you bad things about the guy that is boning you.

Ted: The guy that likes you has a small penis, you shouldnt go out with him.
Sheri: Ted i think you have a slight case of penis envy

by bubbles the dominatrix June 21, 2005

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Penis Envy

One man's obsession with another man's accomplishments. As in, "Donald Trump is so obsessed with President Obama's accomplishments, most notably his Nobel Prize and the ACA, that it must be penis envy."

Donald Trump has such penis envy for President Obama and his Nobel

Peace Prize, that he had someone nominate him for the prize.

by WateBaby July 26, 2019

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penis hair envy

The fascination with, and jealousy of, a males impressive quantity of pubic hair. Often seen in men who do too much manscaping, and wish they could go native again.

I know he isn't gay...he must be staring because of penis hair envy...

by delicatetulip September 30, 2012

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Penis envy

Something a lot of Irish guys have.

Girl-You have penis envy.
Irish Guy- I have the worst penis envy you've ever known about, I'm Irish what do you expect?

by Solid Mantis April 21, 2020

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penis envy

a certain type of shrooms that when consumed help with making the act of gooning and edging way easier
the best dose is 8 grams it will make you goon all over this is not a lie

after taking a large amount of penis envy i gooned for a good 13 hours

by gooner2007 April 19, 2024

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