Optical Penetration

When a girl has a fake eye, you remove said eye and insert penis into socket.

I performed optical penetration on Mike's girlfriend last night.

by Crazyassgangster August 21, 2008

Penetration tester

A worker who attempts to exploit a venerability in a corporate network.

Person 1: I just got hired on at RIM!!
Person 2: So you just got a RIM Job??
Person 1: YES...and I got a pretty cool position too
Person 2: O'rly? (go/orly)
Person 1: Penetration Tester
Person 2: So let me get this straight...your a penetration tester at your RIM Job??
Person 1: Yes sir..

by Bigg Jimmy B May 21, 2009

Quad penetration

Insertion of 4 items into an orifice or receptacle. The items inserted are generally, but not limited to, male genitals.
For when DP just isn't enough.

The wife and I are going to push the boundaries today. We're trying for quad penetration...

by Big Pimp Daddy April 14, 2006

branal penetration

an activity (usual involving leaning or school) that is so strenuous that your brain feels like it is being rapped.

Dood the ap physics c test was total branal penetration.

by Tom Naime January 28, 2009

penetrado

The first moment of penetration during intercourse

Alright, enough head already, let's get to the penetrado.

by lift-ticket August 14, 2006

two-penneth

Oldish English saying.
When someone gives you his thoughts and views or opinion on what you should do about a situation or dilemma. It suggests that the opinion may not be worth much, but might nevertheless help you in your decision making.

Well that's my two-penneth - take it or leave it!

by Drom May 29, 2008

anal penetration

term used in chicago meaning booty sex common sense

I performed anal penetration on that girl Cristina.

by young j May 25, 2006