Jaco Pastorius

Best bassist ever. Died 1987 in from a beating from a bouncer in a Florida bar after wanting to get on stage because the bassist in the band that was playing sucked. Was in the band Weather Report. Produced several albums, like Black market, this is this, sportin life, domino theory,procession, weather report, night passage, 8:30,mr.gone, heavy weather.

Jaco Pastorius did a gig last night, they are so talented

Jaco Pastorius is the one of the best bassists ever.

by alex June 24, 2003

Bill Paxton

1. (noun) An actor of unquestionable talent. Bill Paxton can not only light up a screen, but he also lights up our hearts. A glimpse at his face is a glimpse into heaven. Paxton's works are masterpieces, and include such brilliant films such as Twister, Aliens, Apollo 13, Titanic, Vertical Limit, and of course, Big Love. Someone with such a vast resume not only deserves our respect, but also our hearts.

2. (adjective) Used to describe someone who has mad bitches at his disposal, much like Bill Paxton does in "Big Love"

-yo Bill, you got mad hunnies, how you do it?
-I'm Bill Paxton, that's how. Now I have to jump in my rocketship and control the weather.

by Mdiggity January 2, 2008

pastor troy

Georgia based rapper whose CD releases include Face Off, Universal Soldier, By Any Means Necessary, and Face Off Pt.2. Hit songs include Vice Versa, Are We Cuttin', Ridin Big. Also used to rap with the group D.S.G.B.

"Do this shit like Pastor Troy, uh-huh, I'm Outside ho"-Crime Mob

by offspring22 July 6, 2005

pastorbation

Masturbation by a priest while hearing an especially steamy confession.

From the rustling and heavy breathing I could tell pastorbation was occurring just beyond the confessional wall.

by Cuntoleezza Rice November 10, 2006

pastoral studies

the study of cow tending. offered at most institutions of higher learning, like SMU.

girl who shalt remain nameless: "i'm going to take a pastoral studies course"

father of girl: "what do you do there?"

girl: "you take care of cows"

father + family + friend: *silence*

by muahaha123456 December 6, 2005

Pastorly

Strictly non gay

Straight

Hetrosexual

eg. we have a pastorly relationship

he is pastorly

by signorgonzalez May 22, 2011

Pastor Brag

When a Pastor sneaks something they should or shouldn't be bragging about into a sermon, photo caption, or conversation. Most commonly used as #pastorbrag.

Pastor: Yeah we're going on a four week vacation to Hawaii. Our friends hooked us up with a legit place to stay too, it's where Jimmy Fallon stays when he's on vacation, and where George Clooney spent his second honeymoon.

Friend of Pastor: Whoa dude, that's kinda a Pastor Brag. You should be more humble about your blessings brother.

by usercompany May 3, 2017