Pathetic Victory

When you work very hard to accomplish something difficult, in an attempt to impress or win back your crush or ex-girlfriend. However, they are genuinely happy for you, but it does not increase the chance of them considering you for a relationship.

Guy: I told her about my promotion, she was happy for me and said 'good for you!'. Little did she know that I worked for promotion just to impress her, so this was a pathetic victory.

by ClearAsJamal July 21, 2019

Pathetiwhore

Grown ass women who take "selfies" of themselves with shit cell phone cameras wearing too tight outfits, while standing in the bathroom they're too lazy to clean while their kids wait for supper.. and then plaster them all over social networking sites.

Did you see his Mom's Facebook profile... She is such a Pathetiwhore..

by Thedude78 August 31, 2012

Patheticon

What a pathetic person, like my brother, would be if they were a Transformer.

Wow...if my brother were a Transformer, he would most definitely be a Patheticon.

by Chris DiMartino March 11, 2007

pathetic

A person who is so stupid that you feel sorry for him.

Albert is the most pathetic man I ever saw in my life...!

by Pakistani Sher January 30, 2007

pathetic

everybody who defines themself in an urban dictionary definition.

every other fucking urbandictonary submission that comes in for me to accept or reject. "shes so pretty and smart! what an erin!"
"what a stud, he's such a richard!"

NO.
STFU.
YOU ARE PATHETIC.

by emilyisreallycool April 7, 2008

Parthetic

1. To downgrade to an extreme level of pathetic behavior.

2. When all you've got to say when your ass is cornered is one or a combination of the following: jk, idc, idk, w.e.

Example 1
Dude: The cops decided to search my apartment because they thought a girl was getting raped. I don't have a girlfriend but I know I have nightmares at night.
Other Dude: LOLOL loser, you're parthetic!

Example 2
Parthetic Guy: go get a life!
Girl: no you!
Parthetic Guy: i have one
Girl: better go find it!
Parthetic Guy: idc w.e.

by pineapplefreshlulz April 15, 2009

Lord Patheticus

Short, skinny little impish man who is given looks of disgust by every girl who simply crosses his path. Qualities of the Lord Patheticus include playing many hours of old Sega games, listening to talk shows on the radio, and listening to cheap Iranian music. Needless to say, Lord Patheticus is a virgin who at age twenty three (at the time of writing) still lives with his parents. Lord Patheticus has virtually zero capability to stand up for himself, although he dreams of someday taking over a small country in Africa to bind the population there to his will.

Lord Patheticus arrives at the mall. Instantly he is given many looks of disgust, and in return he holds his head in shame because he knows he is disgusting.

by Lord Raiden February 22, 2009