PARSLEY PATCH

the female pubic hair

My girlfriend's parsley patch needed a weed whacker to tame it. Oh, Madonn'!
Eating out at the Y is out of the question this evening!

by weave March 27, 2003

The Life of the Parsley Burger

A burger that comes with parsley

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's The Life of the Parsley Burger, you should try it!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 16, 2018

parsley

a herb that you can grow in the backyard. its a good garnish, tastes ok and smells nice. you can buy it at your local nursery for a cheap price.

parsley is used in pasta

by Mc Degreez August 23, 2006

Parleying

Conservatives giving each other reach arounds over conspiracy theories on Parler.

Kyle and Ken are parleying over Babylon Bee’s post.

by Mbail November 9, 2020

Parley

A derogatory term used to describe a male who is ineffective in many or all aspects of his life.

Bob: Hey, did you get the reports from bill?
Dave: No, I didn't.
Bob: Man, that guy is such a parley!

by Parley99 January 9, 2010

Parsley Smite

A really gay guy that for some reason won't shut the fuck up

guy1: yo "Tyler is being a real 'Parsley Smite' right now!"
guy2: "I know right? such a Parsley Smite!"

by ParlseyIsQueer87 May 2, 2022

Hot parsleys

5 stupidest people in the world were collapsed in one friend group. The one who will die last is a winner

We are such a hot parsleys together

Shut it at least I’m not one of the hot parsleys

by anonymous May 4, 2021