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parisian cat nap

to lounge about and sleep in a slinky, sensual, catlike manner, particularly after masturbation, and, favorably, followed by a cigarette.
"Yo, sorry I'm late, I was taking a Parisian cat nap
by poogesaurus June 27, 2018
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parisian stand off

Similar to a Mexican stand off in which a minimum of 2 people pull a gun ( or other weapon ) on each other and neither person wishes to shoot first, a Parisian stand off usually occurs with in a group text or chat when one member challenges another member to sends nudes of them self and mother member wishes to sends their nudes first
The chat has been on hold for 30 mins due to the Parisian stand off.
by Nageat July 13, 2015
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Parisian Boudoir

Let's go to the Parisian Boudoir to get some French beans.
by JacksonTeller88 August 14, 2015
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Jade Parisian

A women who is usually cancerous to all men. She says she looks ugly and says she has depression (most of the time) but really she doesn't and is trying to grow attention.
Look at that Jade Parisian, she is trying to get another boy again.
by HFUIDSVDNIklvzkbfvra April 16, 2019
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parisian breakfast

Parisian breakfast is the most important meal of the day, consisting entirely of coffee and cigarettes. While imaginably the morning meal of those of Paris, it is not necessarily served with a side of French contempt.
I never wake up early enough to eat a bowl of cereal or fry an egg, but I always have a coffee to-go and a few cigarettes as my Parisian breakfast on the morning commute
by v_velox June 12, 2019
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parisian willy

Getting so drunk that you shit your pants and wake up in a coffee shop.
How was last night ?

Oh man, I don't remember much. I pulled a parisian willy and then called an Uber home.
by Beatsmiffs April 23, 2018
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Parisian Picnic

When tourists lay out some picnic rugs and consume crackers and wine, whilst watching you and your sexual partners Eiffel Tower each other.
Let’s sit down, have a Parisian Picnic and look at the Eiffel towering those two blokes with the massive cocks are giving to that pixie looking midget.
by Jobman212 October 21, 2023
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