parisian cat nap

to lounge about and sleep in a slinky, sensual, catlike manner, particularly after masturbation, and, favorably, followed by a cigarette.

"Yo, sorry I'm late, I was taking a Parisian cat nap

by poogesaurus June 27, 2018

Parisian Sisters

Two women who have had their heart badly broken by the same guy.

OMG we're Parisian sisters. How's your recovery going?

by Bjjthats2jsfanatic February 14, 2021

Parisian steamroller

You shit on a partner's face and smear it with your butt cheeks, all while speaking in French "ton visage est ma route" which translates to "your face is my road".

Another way to say this is "smear the mud"

John to Eddy; "Janice and i got nasty after our date last Friday. She was feeling frisky and i was drunk as hell and had gooey poop so i figured i'd give her a Parisian Steamroller. She got so excited she screamed "Oui!" through the poop as it gargled into her mouth.

by LeBlancBoy November 9, 2021

parisian popper

Taking a bottle of French champagne, shaking for maximum pop, then inserting rectally and letting the bubbles work their magic

Jimmy grabbed the bottle of champagne, shook it with all his might. This bottle was ready to pop! The cork was popped and up it went!! Jimmy loved the feeling of the Parisian Popper

by anonymous May 30, 2025

Parisian Boudoir

French whore house.

Let's go to the Parisian Boudoir to get some French beans.

by JacksonTeller88 August 14, 2015

Parisian Picnic

When tourists lay out some picnic rugs and consume crackers and wine, whilst watching you and your sexual partners Eiffel Tower each other.

Let’s sit down, have a Parisian Picnic and look at the Eiffel towering those two blokes with the massive cocks are giving to that pixie looking midget.

by Jobman212 October 21, 2023

Parisian

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Parisian It’s Facts.

by Anonymousfactsbro January 24, 2023