parisian cat nap

to lounge about and sleep in a slinky, sensual, catlike manner, particularly after masturbation, and, favorably, followed by a cigarette.
"Yo, sorry I'm late, I was taking a Parisian cat nap
by poogesaurus June 28, 2018
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Parisian steamroller

You shit on a partner's face and smear it with your butt cheeks, all while speaking in French "ton visage est ma route" which translates to "your face is my road".

Another way to say this is "smear the mud"
John to Eddy; "Janice and i got nasty after our date last Friday. She was feeling frisky and i was drunk as hell and had gooey poop so i figured i'd give her a Parisian Steamroller. She got so excited she screamed "Oui!" through the poop as it gargled into her mouth.
by LeBlancBoy November 10, 2021
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Jade Parisian

A women who is usually cancerous to all men. She says she looks ugly and says she has depression (most of the time) but really she doesn't and is trying to grow attention.
Look at that Jade Parisian, she is trying to get another boy again.
by HFUIDSVDNIklvzkbfvra April 16, 2019
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Parisian Sisters

Two women who have had their heart badly broken by the same guy.
OMG we're Parisian sisters. How's your recovery going?
by Bjjthats2jsfanatic February 14, 2021
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Parisian Boudoir

Let's go to the Parisian Boudoir to get some French beans.
by JacksonTeller88 July 21, 2015
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Parisian

Someone who lives in Paris.

Often used in relation to Kanye West's song "N*ggas In Paris".
Willem Hendrik Frederik Nekker is a Parisian.
by joemumma9123 February 13, 2022
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Parisian

Parisian
Parisian It’s Facts.
by Anonymousfactsbro January 24, 2023
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