Oswaldo

A handsome Mexican that has a 20 inch dick and makes girls wet they way he flexes

Oswaldo dick so big

by Young smg December 28, 2017

Osvaldo12

Osvaldo12 is that guy on Twitter. You know exectly who I’m talking about. You know, Osvaldo12. Stop playing dumb with me, i know you know who he is.

Do you know who Osvaldo12 is?
Yeah stupid! Everyone knows that.

by Karlonien May 3, 2021

Osbaldo

A happy bubbly person. Someone who wants to change the world by being a politician and following the footsteps of Mother Teresa, Gandhi and Martin Luther King.

Friend in college: What are you reading there?
Other friend in college: A biography of Osbaldo. The Man Who The World Long Waited For.
Friend in college: Isn't him dead?
Other friend in college: Yes, but his legacy lives beyond.

by tonyman09 October 12, 2010

Oswaldo-Gago

The suavest most artisanal man to grace this plane of existence. Oswaldo Gago grew up in Nicaragua where he fought off the witches and chupacabra's to defend his village and save his people. Later in life he moved to the new land (Florida) where he would start fresh and capture the hearts of a new species of humans and everything around him. To be "Oswaldo Gago" means to be not only the coolest guy around, but the type of guy James Bond and John Wick want to be when they grow up. There isn't a guy around more fly than Oswaldo Gago. As men we can only hope to one day become Oswaldo Gago.

Damn have you seen dorky Tony recently? He's become such an Oswaldo-Gago since I've last seen him! The ladies can't stay away from him!

by Quasar Queef October 16, 2018

Oswaldo

a small mexican child, normally found in California. Small and fierce, he can run at the speed of donkeys, and smashes down tacos without sheding one beat of sweat.

i found an oswaldo in oakland! Man could that sucka run faassstt!!!

by wtf_monkey February 20, 2009

Oswaldo

A hot Mexican boy who is very athletic. This boy loves to play soccer with his friends and he is very caring. Oswaldo is not player he is a lover and will make any girl fall in love with him.

Oswaldo is so cute
Ugh I can’t believe Oswaldo is taken

by iWillMakeYouHappy December 17, 2019

ozvaldo

Someone you really want to be friends with. Very smart and serious.

That kid is such a ...what's the word?
He's such an Ozvaldo, duh

by spaghettios May 25, 2016