A hott guy who respect women , and who doesn't thinks he can mess with anyone and everyone and treat 'em like crap . He is the oppose of a loser. Every female should mess with a guy named Osvaldo. He is a not a player, he is a Lover. A person only likes to make his girl special. Only a jerk would be jealous of him
A handsome mexican that respects girls and will do anything to make her happy. he is very good in bed and his balls are just the right size to play with. his penis is the best one you will kill for. if you're a girl you should try to find a guy named osvaldo hes different from all the other guys hes sweet, cute,trustworthy, and always has something good to say to his special girl. He's not a jerk and a player.
A sexy guy, who respects women's feelings, and doesn't mess with anyone or treats them like crap. He is the opposite of a loser. Every girl should have a guy named Osvaldo in their life. He is not a player, but simply a lover. A person who likes to make his woman feel special. Only assholes wouldn't like him.
Someone who is sweet and caring. They are loved by everyone and not just their personality is amazing their looks are too. Osvaldo is typically a really hot guy who won’t let you down in any sense of the phrase. He is just overall perfect.
P1: who’s the hot new guy?
P2: I think his name is Osvaldo.
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.