e-cred

A measure of one's success at pretending to be cool online.

Synonym: e-penis

I totally won e-cred by telling the n00b to stfu while we were arguing about the latest Star Wars movie.

by tentaclepr0n July 20, 2005

sidewalk cred

What you get when you try really hard to look or sound cool, but it doesn't quite work. You're trying to get street cred, but you're unsuccessful and wind up with only sidewalk cred.

Martha Stewart quoted Jayzee on her show yesterday, earning some sidewalk cred.

by BigMacUSNA91 January 22, 2008

street cred

A series of points you gain within the 12-30 black year old community in order to gain respect:

5 point- Born black
5 point- Born in a single parent home
10 points- Born poor
50 points- Sold 'Hard' drugs.. crack, cocaine, Heroin
65 points- Been shot and survived
75 points- Been shot multiple times and survived
70 points- Gang member of crips or bloods
65 points- Been to prison
40 points- Been to Jail
20 points- Have at least 10 tattoos
20 points- Kicked out of high school or dropped out
20 points- 16 years old and have a baby mama
-75 Points- Born rich
-50 Points- Speak proper English
-60 Points- Have white friends
-5 Points- Born white
-95 Points- Born in a safe neighborhood
-100 Points- No criminal record
-40 Points- Live with both parents
-35 Points- Smile when someone takes your photo
-60 Points- Straight A student
-2000 Points- Born in Utah, Maine, New Hampshire, Montana or Arizona.

"I waz crip cuz, in prison bout 8 years pushing coke but check out them look gunshot wounds I got yo"

"Damm you got street cred yo! you rap?"
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"I'm from Maine and got a 4.0 from Harvard. My parents are both on the fortune 500 list and are still together"-

"Man, you are wack you don't got now street cred you sucker"

by Jim Jam34 May 2, 2007

Nig Cred

Being able to get your hair cut in a black barber shop though you are not black.

Without it you may spend upwards of 5 hours waiting for the lazy fricken barber who doesn't look like he wants to make 12 dollars cutting your hair, while he smokes a black outside.

My cousin has nig cred they always cut his hair fast and right at the barber shop.

by bobjoneswewew February 9, 2010

Noob cred

Giving someone credit in an oversimplified manner; only brushing the surface of the complexity of a task someone has accomplished.

Bob: I really liked Jake's music video. He is really good at Windows Movie Maker.

George: Stop giving him noob cred! He has spent years mastering Photoshop, After Effects and SONAR in order to produce that masterpiece.

by Intredasting July 3, 2011

street creds

The word creds, or 'credentials', is another way of referring to one's rep, or 'reputation'. Thus, street creds means one's reputation on the street, or ghetto.

Gangsta: Y'all best get out' my way. I got street creds.
Foo': Yowza!
*Gangsta proceeds to beat up Foo' and steal his pocket money*

by Dr Fruitcake September 1, 2005

Nail Cred

Short for Nail Credit, 'Nail Cred' stems from being nailed in a back alley. The more Nail Cred one racks up, the more one can be nailed in a back alley.

Nail Cred can be given or recieved:
- the reciever of Nail Cred has the potential to be nailed in a back alley by whoever gave it.
- the dispenser of Nail Cred has the potential to nail whoever they gave it to in a back alley.

The act of being nailed in a back alley is commonly referred to as 'cashing in your Nail Cred'.

Note that it does not always have to be announced when you give/have been given some Nail Cred. Simply getting on someone's nerves is usually enough to increase your Nail Cred with them. Indeed, the act of annoying someone is commonly referred to as "Racking up Nail Cred"

EXAMPLES:

Lorenzo: "Saunders has been racking up some serious Nail Cred with me recently. I think it's time he cashed it in"
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Adam: You're such a gimp.
Dan: Have some Nail Cred.

by Byntje June 21, 2007