Old Navy

The clothing store for gays. Only gay people shop here because they are attracted by the store's gay songs and commercials.

Old Navy has to be the gayest store ever devised.

by PlayDohMan June 12, 2005

Old Navy

A brand of clothes that are usually worn by preppy bitches. They provide people with the high self esteem that MTV wishes them to have. Founded in 1995, all old navy stores should be destroyed.

Wow look, I'm better than tose people because I am wearing my Old Navy sweater vest, my Old Navy Cargo Pants, My old navy visor, my Old navy socks, and My old navy underwear.

by Ryan April 4, 2004

Old Navy

Poor. Of Cheap Quality.

Leah: "Lauren, your stupid, old navy shoes are leaving beads all over the floor. I thought it was a blueberry but then I realized it was just your cheap ass shoes falling apart."
Lauren: "don't make fun of me b/c i'm poor."

by macarroonie November 3, 2008

old navy

a horribley ugly clothing store, for poor familys that live it A. a trailer park, or B. a broken down home. if you just stopped being homeless, i could see you shopping their. owned by gap, a very ugly store as well, but about three steps below it.i would like to make it very clear that, PREPS DO NOT SHOP AT OLD NAVY. some posers say those fake moose polos are from abercrombie, but i personally do NOT talk to people that wear old navy, for the most part.it is only acceptable for upper-middle class fathers, the kind that think their funny. if you happen to come along to a trip their the ONLY thing acceptable to buy is flip-flops, but i personally would never do that. i dont care if their clothes feel like heaven, THEIR HORRIBLEY, HORRIBLEY UGLY. just pointing this out.

old navy girl= "Hey you guys, look at my new hollister polo. it cost like 500 dollars!"

true prep= "uhh. thats a deer. hollister's symbol is a seagull"

old navy girl= "oh did i say hollister? i meant abercrombie. its their new moose."

true prep= "no...and clothes dont cost 500 dollars, poser..."

by kccc =] May 30, 2007

Old Navy

A brand/store owned by our Lord and savior Jesus Christ himself.

"I like your clothes" "Thanks I'm wearing Jesus's new clothing brand, Old Navy. I'm very religious. Also have you read the Bible verse Hebrews 4:12? It reads "I, myself, Jesus Christ, owns the clothing brand Old Navy and I am very cool for this."

by BigManJoeyseph June 6, 2024

old navy dog mannequin

Dog mannequins located in many Old Navy stores. Usually placed in front of a group of human mannequins. Unbeknownst to most people, The Great and Powerful Old Navy Dog Mannequin is our Holy Lord and Creator in disguise, pushed aside by other, more prevalent religions that favor humans more than animals. This shall all end soon. The Dog will Rise. The Dog will Rule.

The Old Navy Dog Mannequin is secretly Our Holy Lord! I'm not crazy!

by D O g ! ! ! December 10, 2017

Old Navy Syndrome

A condition in which you are sucked in by Old Navy's great deals on wardrobe basics and wake up one day to realize that your whole wardrobe consists of plain t-shirts and sweaters.

"I realized that I had Old Navy Syndrome when I started categorizing my whole wardrobe into two drawers, v-necks and t-shirts."

by LPirkle April 11, 2010