Obenis

an obese penis

Dong: doctor just diagnosed me with terminal Obenis :(
Adam: damn I hope it's not fatal

Dong: ???

by Hispanic@theDisco June 27, 2019

obese

a human sphere, equal in width and height (sometimes more in width than height)

michael moore is obese

by da booze man August 13, 2006

conor oberst

1. noun Musician from Nebraska who started recording indie albums as a teenager. Has been in several indie bands including Commander Venus, Bright Eyes, Desaparecidos.

2. verb To write real tear-provoking lyrics to depressing emotional music about being alone, depressed, and/or confused which may or may not have been linked to your own experiences.

3. adj. A sexy, emtional, skinny, scrawny, pale indie boy who knows how to make you cry when you sit at home alone.

Noun: My favorite band is Bright Eyes, you know with Conor Oberst?

Verb: After her boyfriend cheated on her, she sat in her room for 4 days Conor Obersting and crying.

Adjective: At the Death Cab for Cutie show I saw this extremely Conor Oberst boy, and we made out in the back.

by Emily November 1, 2006

obese

To be unhealthily fat.

Jane was obese. She had huge rolls of fat.

by Anonymous March 22, 2005

conor oberst

Beautiful. Perfect. Poetic.

If only there were more Conor Obersts in the world.

by Anonymous October 23, 2003

obesiphobia

1. A persistent, abnormal, and irrational fear of a person who is extremely fat (grossly overweight) that compels one to avoid them, despite the awareness and reassurance they are not dangerous.

2. A strong fear, dislike, or aversion for overweight people.

John's obesiphobia prevents him from dating women that weigh over 150 lbs.

by Coul January 22, 2008

Obesify

To make fat

McDonalds obesifies America (note obesify turns to obesifies in the third person, dropping the y)

by jhskier25 April 26, 2011