numfuddle

Numfuddling's what happens when you don't know what to eat
Hungry, food's abundant, you don't want savory nor sweet
The fridge may be full but nothing shines in your eyes
You close it and choose nothing but eating nothing's unwise
You figure it's better to just order take out, take care of your woes
But which to order, pizza, tacos, chinese? Damn it, who knows

They seem so numfuddled looking at the menu right now
I never get the numfuddle myself, can't teach ya how

by CookieGolem March 28, 2022

numper

like a number, but better.

Y/N: "Question number four is so annoying"
Me: "do you mean... NUMPER?!"

by smexyhottieuwu March 1, 2023

numpty diver

A SCUBA diver, usually of Open Water equivalent, or less, certification. They leave their fuckin' gear strewn from one end of the charter boat to the other, enter the water without their mask, air off, still holding their fins, kick the shit out of the coral and anything else nearby, exhibit no bouyancy control, frantically signal OOA after 5 minutes, and generally gob off like they know everything.

"This is gonna be a tech diving trip. I got no time for fuckin' Numpty Divers..."

by Bellenda January 17, 2008

numpty

An idiot, a silly person

"You're going to look like a right numpty."

by Mad Walrus August 4, 2002

nump

A mix of 'nap' and 'dump'. The act of, while taking a dump, falling asleep on the toilet. Often used as a way to have a quick nap at the workplace, by hiding in a bathroom stall to take a nap.

I was so hung over I took 3 numps today.
-or-
He's so lazy, he numps more than he works.

by Spanky Shmanky November 12, 2005

Numptee

An insult for somone who doesnt have a clue. Or people who seem to be spaced out/tripping/sketching

Oh you numptee

by Big L March 7, 2004

Numptyfoot

adj., v. To walk around wearing one shoe and sock, while the other foot is bare; also Numptyfooted, Numptyfooting

Brian kicked off a shoe, and spent the afternoon numptyfooting on the lawn.

by Brian August 2, 2004