numpf

Someone who exhibits an extraordinary talent in the area of stupidity. A combination and shortening of the terms numbskull,dumb,pathetic and fuck. Someone who is numb and oblivious to the world around them and so stupid it perplexes the mind that they can even function in daily life. Someone who is so ignorant even dumb people find it incredible.

I can't believe Joe asked the boss that question, we've only been talking about it for the last hour and he's worked here 10 years. What a fucking NUMPF!!!!

What!!! You spent our last ten dollars on drinks. How the hell are we going to pay for the cabride home? God your such a NUMPF!!!!

numpf by Rich7 May 10, 2007

Numpty Crew 

A fictional worldwide organisation that all numpties belong to. Membership is honorary and non-numpties are not permitted to join.

John: Why can't these fools ever get my food order right?
Greg: Numpty Crew mate.

Numpty Crew by Cheesed1ck October 31, 2019

Numper 

a person who feels dodgy or not quite-right with out any reason,the sort of person who would be on the sex offenders list,one of the indications that this is indeed a genuine Numper is the feeling of being mentaly undressed and being watched,sometimes leering can occur.

A person who brings nothing to the party except sadness,conflict and disharmony such as an unexplained

death at a birthday party or other celebration* where a person is discovered in a compromising or unusual situation, fetish clothing or fashion experiments Art are sometimes worn** Sometimes deviant sexual paraphernalia*** are present . Drugs can also be involved fake or skanked substances are not uncommon.

*The "party in the wardrobe" organised by Michael Hutchinson & attended by only Michael Hutchinson

**short lived fashion cult kvult of just wearing women's tights with Orange(the fruit) accessories such at the exclusive "party in the wardrobe"

***the infamous Mars Bar that appeared at the party that was attended by Michael Barrymore twat

I See a Numper has moved into the empty apartment,well there goes the neighbourhood......time to lock up the children & pets then.

Numper by No80dy.66uk February 8, 2019

numper 

a cuntish person.

Sir David Edwards was awarded an OBE for services to Numping & was the original numper from Wigan in England.
a sexual deviant

its that cunt again! fuck off you numper

numper by No80dy.66uk February 9, 2019

NMPF 

abbreviation of NOT MY PROUDEST FAP

**online chat**
friend: hey,have u seen the porn video i told u about ?
me: yeah,NMPF though

NMPF by a boy has no name October 19, 2017

Numbflix 

When you want to numb yourself from feelings post breakup so you binge-watch a TV series.

Friend: You ok? Want me to come over?
Me: Nah I'm good, I'll just numbflix and go to bed early.

Numbflix by ColdCollins June 5, 2017

Numbfterble

When you are so drunk or high that you are feeling comfortably numb.

Cliff: How you feeling man?

Darron: Dude, I'm numbfterble.

Numbfterble by bpj23 November 18, 2011