Someone who exhibits an extraordinary talent in the area of stupidity. A combination and shortening of the terms numbskull,dumb,pathetic and fuck. Someone who is numb and oblivious to the world around them and so stupid it perplexes the mind that they can even function in daily life. Someone who is so ignorant even dumb people find it incredible.
I can't believe Joe asked the boss that question, we've only been talking about it for the last hour and he's worked here 10 years. What a fucking NUMPF!!!!
What!!! You spent our last ten dollars on drinks. How the hell are we going to pay for the cabride home? God your such a NUMPF!!!!
What!!! You spent our last ten dollars on drinks. How the hell are we going to pay for the cabride home? God your such a NUMPF!!!!
by Rich7 May 10, 2007
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by Cheesed1ck October 31, 2019
Get the Numpty Crew mug.a person who feels dodgy or not quite-right with out any reason,the sort of person who would be on the sex offenders list,one of the indications that this is indeed a genuine Numper is the feeling of being mentaly undressed and being watched,sometimes leering can occur.
A person who brings nothing to the party except sadness,conflict and disharmony such as an unexplained
death at a birthday party or other celebration* where a person is discovered in a compromising or unusual situation, fetish clothing or fashion experiments Art are sometimes worn** Sometimes deviant sexual paraphernalia*** are present . Drugs can also be involved fake or skanked substances are not uncommon.
*The "party in the wardrobe" organised by Michael Hutchinson & attended by only Michael Hutchinson
**short lived fashion cult kvult of just wearing women's tights with Orange(the fruit) accessories such at the exclusive "party in the wardrobe"
***the infamous Mars Bar that appeared at the party that was attended by Michael Barrymore twat
A person who brings nothing to the party except sadness,conflict and disharmony such as an unexplained
death at a birthday party or other celebration* where a person is discovered in a compromising or unusual situation, fetish clothing or fashion experiments Art are sometimes worn** Sometimes deviant sexual paraphernalia*** are present . Drugs can also be involved fake or skanked substances are not uncommon.
*The "party in the wardrobe" organised by Michael Hutchinson & attended by only Michael Hutchinson
**short lived fashion cult kvult of just wearing women's tights with Orange(the fruit) accessories such at the exclusive "party in the wardrobe"
***the infamous Mars Bar that appeared at the party that was attended by Michael Barrymore twat
I See a Numper has moved into the empty apartment,well there goes the neighbourhood......time to lock up the children & pets then.
by No80dy.66uk February 8, 2019
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Sir David Edwards was awarded an OBE for services to Numping & was the original numper from Wigan in England.
a sexual deviant
Sir David Edwards was awarded an OBE for services to Numping & was the original numper from Wigan in England.
a sexual deviant
by No80dy.66uk February 9, 2019
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