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Numbnuts

Term of endearment said about someone who states something obvious or does something "Dumb"
Can also be used more harshly to point out someones obvious stupidity. Hence questioning their intelligence.
Hey numbnuts, let's make out. (Sucking of face)
or
Ya' think? numbnuts.. (Sarcasm implied) w. head shaking(optional)
by Shawn-V May 20, 2013
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Numbnuts

Numbnuts (nuhm-nuhts)
Noun

1. The stupidest of the stupid. A complete dumbass, one whose intelligence quotient does not surpass that of the average rock.

2. An utter disgrace of humanity.

3. One whose purpose in life is meaningless; a complete and total waste of life.

4. An ignorant, arrogant asshole.

See jerkoff, fuckhead, asswipe, shitfucker.
Definition 1 Examples:
The "Let me hold a sheath the wrong way and whip out the knife and slice off my fingers" stupid.

The "let me try to break the sharp end of the knife with my penis" stupid.

The "Let's Try and juggle chainsaws a flamethrower and your mother in law with my ass cheeks" stupid.

The "bash syphillis infected fags with my rock hard cock with a cut on it from me trying to break the sharp end of a knife with it" stupid.
by ~Seou Kajima June 4, 2005
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Numnut

Numnut (n)This term is usually used to describe one of little intelligence or thought. It originates from the term numb nut meaning that ones nut, or head in this case, is numb i.e. the numnut has little to no activity in the head.
"i sprayed deodorant on my hair this morning and used my hair spray under my arms"
"oh you numnut"
by louisCo April 10, 2006
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numbnuttery

A state of stupidity; multiple examples of people doing stupid things; the lifestyle of a numbnut.
He is the biggest moron in the history of numbnuttery.
by sproing August 3, 2006
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nubnut

A nubnut is a person who is extremely awkward. They tend to create awkward silences, creep on attractive people, and do awkward things like save wrapping paper, keep endless amounts of paper bags in the backpack, drop glass bottles, and stare at blank walls. Many people gain amusement from a nubnut even if it is not the nubnut's goal. A nubnut can be a very lovable person, but usually they are clueless and cute. Friend a nubnut, they can always make you laugh.
"Woah, I can see messages in the clouds!"
"You're such a nubnut!"

Look at that girl saving her Christmas napkins in her lunchbox. What a nubnut!
by nubnut71 December 23, 2010
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Numnuts

1. A total idiot, with the mental capacity of a duck
2. Someone who got hit in the nuts so hard they lost all feeling in their nuts
"Shut up numnuts."
by dadmenow December 1, 2017
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Numnut

Numnut is the word my boyfriend uses to describe me. It means retarted, stupid and sped.
me: “Steam is hot”

Boyfriend: “ it wasn’t the steam numnut it was the bag.”
by Floyd George May 4, 2021
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