Number three

Best Jersey Number, EVER!

Joe - "What's your jersey say?"
Ben- "Number three."
Joe- "Best number EVER!"

by nothinglessnothingmore March 28, 2011

Number three

Its diarrhea because it has the fluid of pee but it still is poop.

Male number 1: Yo man last night after dinner i had some bad number three it stinked up the whole bathroom.

Male Number 2:Damn man i never want to have a number 3

by malima August 19, 2014

number three

Using your mobile phone while sitting on the toilet, long after you've finished going number one or two.

Man, he's been in the bathroom forever. He must be going number three.

by marcobenvoglio June 16, 2016

Number Three

A street name for Heroin free-base (often looks like a light-brown powder), the often abused illegal narcotic. It can be smoked.

The number comes from the steps of purification until turning heroin into a salt (Number Four, that is).
Mostly used in Europe.

I mixed my Number Three with citric acid in order to turn it into a water-soluble salt for injecting.

by mudslime May 27, 2017

Number Three

Noun. Another term for semen. If Number One is urine and Number Two is feces, then Number Three must be semen.

Bob: Looks I just did a number three in my pants. Should have used a cumsock or jerked off it in the toilet.

by Kugeln May 6, 2020

Number three

When you have to piss and shit at the same time

Kid: Mommy, bathroom!

Mom: Number one or number two?

Kid: Number three! It's coming out!

by KnightofNerdom November 23, 2021

number three combo

when you are peeing out of your urethra, and peeing out of your asshole (really bad diarrhea)

"what was going on in there?" Damn, I drank too much yesterday, that was the "number three combo".

by poo talk January 13, 2009