looking for number three

When a girl realizes she has had the two men in her life who have the "most to offer", so it is probably all downhill from there.

"Damn, now I'm going to be looking for number three forever."

by J Min January 26, 2009

Number three

Menstrual secretion

I wish toilets accommodated for number three’s as they do for number ones and twos

I need to attend to my number three by changing my tampon

by Dyslexicdefinition January 9, 2020

Number three

Best Jersey Number, EVER!

Joe - "What's your jersey say?"
Ben- "Number three."
Joe- "Best number EVER!"

by nothinglessnothingmore March 28, 2011

Number three

Its diarrhea because it has the fluid of pee but it still is poop.

Male number 1: Yo man last night after dinner i had some bad number three it stinked up the whole bathroom.

Male Number 2:Damn man i never want to have a number 3

by malima August 19, 2014

taking a number three

when a man shits on the toilet while having anal/vaginal intercourse with his woman

it was germaines birthday so she asked mark to take a number three, its taking a number two with your old lady, taking a number three is the true test of manhood

by queenlachiefa February 10, 2015

number three combo

when you are peeing out of your urethra, and peeing out of your asshole (really bad diarrhea)

"what was going on in there?" Damn, I drank too much yesterday, that was the "number three combo".

by poo talk January 13, 2009

number one, number two, number three

#1: Pee
#2: Poop
#3: Diarrhea

number one, number two, number three

Gotta go number 1. I have to take a number 2. OMG, I seriously am having #3!

by JustAnAcre March 1, 2017