NOIGAN

ANIMAL WITH NO LIMBS OR GENEITALIA.

That noigan cant perform sex due to lack of mobility and lack of genitals

by barpholemue groom August 29, 2022

dj nogig

someone who professes to be a dj, but never actually dj's anywhere.

what is up with spherex, he is such a dj nogig!

by maxsquared March 2, 2010

Noigga

drunk text version of nigga.

Jordan: "ujr drunk noigga."

by big goobie April 23, 2010

no pig too big

A game males play with their mates while out on the piss. The idea of the game is to score the most undesirable woman.

Wanna play "no pig too big?"

Sure thing, I'm gonna win.

by geezerdk January 3, 2012

nopi

A giant all male orgy where guys ride around listening to the new Luke Bryan album drinking wine coolers slinging cum on their dashes and other interior parts

Man nopi was so fun this past year I never knew I enjoyed dick like that.

by Hillary lost quit whining August 2, 2017

NoPoGo Zone

The term used for the complete, unequivocal, and permanent rejection of the Pokemon Go craze.

Tom: Did I tell you about my new friend Pikachu?
Joe: Don't be coming around here with him, Squirtle, or Bulbasaur unless they serve beer. This is a NoPoGo Zone!

by Your Eminence July 17, 2016

Nopiest

A superlative adjective to describe insectoid creatures in a negative connotation referring to fear of the creature. It applies most often to over-sized, parasitic, vile, exotic, dangerous, pregnant (visibly swelling with eggs, egg cases, maggots, other larvae, etc.), or creepy (overall) bugs.

"So guess what happened when we were watching television...we were attacked by the nopiest tarantula ever! It spun a very thick we from the ceiling. It had already made a giant web and laid egg cases all over it in the upper corner of the room."
"How big was it?"
"I think it was six inches long in full posture."
"Definitely the nopiest to exist."
"Yeah, and I killed it."
"What happened?"
"I was bitten by it, and my wound turned lime green."
"THE NOPIEST EVER!"

by FSRueful January 12, 2019