4 definition by big goobie

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having your mind blown.
Alex: "holy tits dude. i can't believe that girl."
Jordan: "i know dude. she wants my cock, big time."
Alex: "you're my hero. all you did was play xbox and some random girl shows you her boobs."
Jordan: "that's nothin nigga. look at this pic."
Alex: "damn. my gourd is thumped. let's get drunk."
Jordan: "i'm gonna carve a nigger beater."
Alex: "gourd thumped. x2"
by big goobie April 22, 2010

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the act of kicking someone's ass in a way that causes them to have thoughts of suicide.
"dude, why aren't you online? i've been thumping gourd all day long."
by big goobie April 22, 2010

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drunk text version of nigga.
Jordan: "ujr drunk noigga."
by big goobie April 22, 2010

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the gravity hammer on halo 3. best used by thumping gourd in the game grifball.
guy1: "put down the pistol and grab that nigger beater, man!"
guy2: "alright, dude. i got it."
guy1: "now get ready to thump gourd with it."
by big goobie April 22, 2010

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