Netto Blaster

A small electronic device not designed for playing music at anything like public address volume, used by morons to demonstrate their godawful taste in music to a rightfully ungrateful public.

Rather than offending by sheer volume as a Ghetto Blaster would, the Netto Blaster irritates by its appalling sound quality - the net result of one small speaker, a complete lack of bass, and a spotty, gurning twat with his room temperature IQ mates who don't have the good manners to sit around and talk shite like the rest of the civilised world.

Sound from other end of bus or train: "Tssh tssh tssh"

Everyone: "Oh, for fuck's sake, which nobhead is waving his Netto Blaster around?"

by Mu Cow February 11, 2008

nettleton

One who gets around and/or carries many std's and sti's. Avoid these individuals at all cost because of their ability to easily transmit venereal disease. Synonymous with petri dish.

Mike: Wash your hands after talking to that girl.
Johnny: Why?
Mike: She is a complete nettleton. You could honestly contract anything from her.
-2 weeks later-
Johnny: Dude why does it burn when I pee now?
Mike: You should have washed your hands...

by Free STD Screenings October 26, 2011

netto

Here is a quaint little ditty I made up aboot Netto's
NETTO'S!
You shop all day,
You shop all night,
You come back home with a bag of shite!

Netto's- it's scandinavian for value!

by Stacie July 28, 2004

Netting Fools

Deceiving large groups of people. Conning for a living. A con artist going fishing for suckers.

For a good many years 'Slick Rick' succeeded in netting fools, till one day he netted the wise, costing him dearly.

by Famties September 4, 2008

nasty netters

someone who picks up old men at senior citizen socials for the purpose of engaging in group sex at a cheap hotel.

Have you seen Deb? She's still at the Ramada Inn; she pulled a nasty netters last night.

by Kelly Shooz June 29, 2008

netted dolphin

When a guy tries to put his penis in a girls ass and she turns her head back denying entry and makes the sound "ehh ehh" (Dolphin Sound)

I tried to put it in my girls butt, but she gave me the netted dolphin.

by J Tear Knee January 15, 2008

Nettleman

A genius in the top percentile of intelligence.

Dog, did you hear about Jim's escape from jail. He's straight up nettleman.

by Charles Snyder January 13, 2009