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a supermarket where the most expensive item is the bags.

where jamie shops at
what do u mean 5p for a bag, the food only cost 2p

hey mummy can we go to netto
by prunella January 03, 2004
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Here is a quaint little ditty I made up aboot Netto's
NETTO'S!
You shop all day,
You shop all night,
You come back home with a bag of shite!
Netto's- it's scandinavian for value!
by Stacie July 28, 2004
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A shop where the hobo's go. Mothership for the chavs aswell {specially during breeding season}
by Lauren England July 09, 2004
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Shitty chain of danish shops that sell contaminated food.
He'll eat anything, even food from Netto! o.O
by k9norn November 12, 2003
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It's where .... gets their best clothes.

The Scandinavian term for value.

.... shops at nettos
its where they get their best clothes
shoes are very nifty
cost em £1.50

Netto, Scandanavian for value
by Alexandra_Jay May 20, 2007
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A place where my Y6 teacher shopped when I was at primary school ages ago. Where the gypsies in my town shop cos the caravan site is less than a mile away. A horrible shop that puts flyers through everyone's doors.
Usually where some immigrants I know shop. Sells things so cheap it's like shoplifting. I am not a snob, I just hate Irish Pikies.
immigrant1: let's go to netto and get some curry!
immigrant2: It only cost 50p, it is from netto!

(Listen to curry song get ur mates to send it you via bluetooth)
by gypsyexterminator November 15, 2007
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