Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Famties

Peanut Wrinkle

Unable to get an erection. Persistantly limp. Erectile Dysfunction.

Brad was so nervous his first time with Sally he couldn't get beyond a peanut wrinkle.

Peanut Wrinkle by Famties September 5, 2008

Merch

Being new to something. Naive. Lacking experience and or understanding.

Charlie was easily swindled out of his inheritance, being a little green behind the ears.

Merch

Deceiving large groups of people. Conning for a living. A con artist going fishing for suckers.

For a good many years 'Slick Rick' succeeded in netting fools, till one day he netted the wise, costing him dearly.

Netting Fools by Famties September 4, 2008

Merch