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nettleton 

One who gets around and/or carries many std's and sti's. Avoid these individuals at all cost because of their ability to easily transmit venereal disease. Synonymous with petri dish.
Mike: Wash your hands after talking to that girl.
Johnny: Why?
Mike: She is a complete nettleton. You could honestly contract anything from her.
-2 weeks later-
Johnny: Dude why does it burn when I pee now?
Mike: You should have washed your hands...
nettleton by Free STD Screenings October 26, 2011
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nettleton 

Someone who is very annoying but everyone loves, thinks is awesome, and can't help but to hang out with, yet no one will go out of his/her way to hang out with.
C: You're annoying.
J: But people love me.
T: I know I do.
C: ...
J: And I'm awesome.
T: No doubt!
J: T... why have you never invited me to anything or texted me before I texted you?
T: Um...
C: 'Cause you're a nettleton.
nettleton by seven6ty4 April 15, 2010

nettleton school district

a school full of bitches who are ugly as shit :) a lot of kids there are actually so slow , the teachers aren't teaching shit, some white girls there wanna be black so bad too
nettleton school district is not okay in any way

Nettleton School District

Where teachers ain’t teaching, the roaches outnumber the students, there’s at least 4 pregnancies every year. The same girl always gets pregnant with a big headded baby retarded as hell cuz it’s her brothers kid 🤠. White girls wanna be black so bad. Corn always the designated dress code police. God forbid you wear a hat or hoodie, yet they just stand over you and tell “stawp it yawl! yer gonna hurt themmm” when someone fighting.
Nettleton School District has so many roaches.

Nettleman 

A genius in the top percentile of intelligence.
Dog, did you hear about Jim's escape from jail. He's straight up nettleman.
Nettleman by Charles Snyder January 13, 2009

nettlesome 

Topic or subject which is not easy to discuss/understand. It may also be used in case of an issue from which it is very difficult to draw valid conclusions from, due to its complexity or the lack of expertise on the subject from the speaker, for example.
On the subject of comparing Led Zeppelin and Deep Purple in terms of guitar virtuosity, I think that's a rather nettlesome issue.
nettlesome by Xabier Rubal January 5, 2006

Nettlecombe

Where Ben and Kels formed *Teh Nameless*
OMGWTFHEDWIG!!11! YOU'RE GOING TO NETTLECOMBE! D00d!
Nettlecombe by Ben December 22, 2004
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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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God Shot 

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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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