A man, a legend. A Noordy is a bloke that is unexplainable. To try and explain this type of being, whether conceptually or theoretically, would be an insult. So this definition is not easily actualized. A Noordy keeps it real. Enjoys real hip-hop. No one dislikes a Noordy, unless a Noordy dislikes you. A Noordy is the type of phella that will smoke you down regardless of friendship (that is not positing you call him to smoke you down). Has Glaucoma. The reaper of botanical superiority.
Situation One (In the circumstance a Noordy likes you)
Any being: “Hey man, what’s up?”
A Noordy: “Nothing dude. What’s goin on?”
Any being: “Not much. Just sittin around. You?”
A Noordy: “Not a thing man. You wanna blaze?”
Any being: “I don’t got any smoke bro”
A Noordy: “Don’t even worry about it”
Situation Two (In circumstance a Noordy does not like you)
Disliked being: “Hey bra, what are you up to?”
A Noordy: “Not much man”
Disliked being: “Word. What are you doing today?”
A Noordy: “I’m not sure yet. How about you?”
Disliked being: “Not a thing. Looking to smoke though. You want to smoke?”
A Noordy: “Yea for sure, man. Let me call you back in a bit here.”
Any being: “Hey man, what’s up?”
A Noordy: “Nothing dude. What’s goin on?”
Any being: “Not much. Just sittin around. You?”
A Noordy: “Not a thing man. You wanna blaze?”
Any being: “I don’t got any smoke bro”
A Noordy: “Don’t even worry about it”
Situation Two (In circumstance a Noordy does not like you)
Disliked being: “Hey bra, what are you up to?”
A Noordy: “Not much man”
Disliked being: “Word. What are you doing today?”
A Noordy: “I’m not sure yet. How about you?”
Disliked being: “Not a thing. Looking to smoke though. You want to smoke?”
A Noordy: “Yea for sure, man. Let me call you back in a bit here.”
by binary* November 18, 2010
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by ***** Nord February 5, 2010
Get the Norded mug.What wanna-be gangsta spoiled rich kids call "North Scottsdale." In an attempt to be "hip," "urban," or just generally sound like a poser, Nordale is commonly used among the 30K millionaires who sniff coke and drink martinis all night using their parents' credit cards.
Hey, bro, I'm gonna run up to Nordale and pick up a ball
Like, oh my god! She doesn't even have a Nordale address?
Like, oh my god! She doesn't even have a Nordale address?
by ken_miller April 7, 2010
Get the Nordale mug.only the coolest sport ever. most downhillers sit on their fat asses on a chairlift and then use their weight to propel themselves down. they try to keep in shape for a sport that a)doesn't keep you in shape and b)really doesn't require you to be in shape. nordic skiers get a lot of shit for having spandex ski suits but they are kick ass and everyone knows it. they have to go UP the hills as well as down and they have to ski the flats. as compared to downhill skiers who get upset if they have a gradual downhill. nordic skiers have to stay in shape and be in shape or they'll have hell to pay in races. they have to haul their asses up and down terrain for 3-10 miles, as opposed to downhills skiers having thier asses pushed down a 2 mile (max) course. nordic skiers have to be balanced on their skinny as hell skis, while downhill skiers have fat skis to support their weight. put any nordic racer in a running/biking/kayaking/any sport requiring fitness competition and they'll whup a downhiller's ass. nordic skiers are comparable to xc runners and distance track kids, mostly because those are their alter egoes. anyone who says nordic's for wussies is obviously an idiot who couldn't perform physical activities to save their life and they should go fuck themselves because they have no idea what it's like to train for nordic skiing and to be a nordic skier.
Downhill skier: hey, i just got back from a race where i just sat back and allowed my weight to push me down the hill!
Nordic skier: i just got back from nordic skiing practice! we skiied 15 miles and then did hill intervals up our 1/2 mile hill!
Nordic skier: i just got back from nordic skiing practice! we skiied 15 miles and then did hill intervals up our 1/2 mile hill!
by distanceinanyform May 28, 2007
Get the nordic skiing mug.Generally speaking, anybody of Danish, Swedish, Norwegian, Finnish (arguably) and Icelandic descent, but quite a few people from other northern European countries (including Latvia, Germany and some people in the UK) would consider themselves Nordics too. Nordics are stereotyped as having blond hair and blue eyes, and this is not too far from the truth. Another typical trait is their cheekbones or face shape. For some it is often seen as the same sort of idea as the Aryan race, and there are some neo-Nazi groups who are more specifically based on the idea of Nordic superiority.
Nordic women are quite often very attractive.
Nordic women are quite often very attractive.
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