Niels Wesselink

A Niels Wesselink is a phrase that is used to indicate that something bad happend
A Niels Wesselink can also be a person who is literally shit at everything (Video games in particular)

Ah I dropped a dog, im such a Niels Wesselink!!
U f*king Niels Wesselink how can u be so stupid.

Person 1:
*Eats soap*
Person 2:
Wtf why are u eating soap, that is such a Niels Wesselink action.

by Harry Father of Niels January 30, 2020

Níels jóhann

Níels jóhann is the best person at everything even if it looks like you are doing better he is secretly winning and doing everythinf better then you and everybody else. He is the perfect man. Do not underrestimate him because tou will have failed everything cause hes better then you at everything. He is a introvert but hides it and says hes an extrovert but if ask him he will say no or that he dosent know or never thought about it.

Dude I think he is Níels jóhann.

by IchBinNein March 22, 2022

Niels Brock

Hell.

Person 1: "Oh, you started at Niels Brock?"
Person 2:"Yeah, and have Ingvar"
Person 3: "Damn, that sucks"

by Hukkefar December 3, 2021

Niels Christian

Niels Christian is a dude with an huge penis!
His donkey dick swings like a motherfucker

Who turned on the table fan?
oh shit its just Niels Christian swinging his cock

by nwfnkdneow2233 February 27, 2024

Zombie Niels

When Niels gets so drunk that the zombie inside him takes full control of his body and mind.

"How was the party last night?"
"Well, Niels became Zombie Niels and tried to steal a car, but otherwise it was good"

by Adrian1906 January 9, 2020

Dirty Niels

The act fucking beloved pets and farm animals while you are fantasizing that it is your older brother.

Mom, Niels is doing the Dirty Niels again!

by Glendobanano April 13, 2021

Simp for Niels day

January Eighteenth is the day of the year in which you simp for (or make out with) someone by the name of Niels

Sora: you hear it's simp for Niels day?
Maddy: I already bought him a graphics card

by Boony January 17, 2021